What's worse than a wet sock? Being molested as a child.

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What's the difference between a Obama and a drug-dealer? I don't know what? I don't know, I was asking if you know...

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Why are anti-jokes funny? They are not because they have no punchline and if you wern't a complete dumbass you would have the ability to read the description on the right off the page.

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Your mums a potato

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An Asian person drove home safely.

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What do you do if a blonde throws a grenade at you? You die.

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What happened to the homosexual jiggalo? He ended up getting aids from having anal sex with various men which is not the best idea because the anus where poop comes from.

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2 men walk into a bar, the 3rd man ducks and ask them if they're ok

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A man walks into a bar, sits down and talks to the woman sitting next to him. The woman took out a cigarette, and offered one to the man. The man said yes, even though he never smoked before, because he was trying to get with the woman. They smoked a few more before the woman left, and the man left shortly after. The man became a chain smoker and died 1 year later from lung cancer caused by smoking multiple packs a day.

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A Horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks the horse, "Why the long face?". The horse didn't understand English, so he took a shit on the floor, and left.

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What'd the mexican get for his birthday, birthday cards from his friends and family.

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A black man and a white man were both pulled over for street racing. They both were also found to be drunk driving. Only the black man was arrested. It turns out the black man had just massacred an entire Amish village before going street racing to celebrate.

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what do you call a boomerang that doesn't work? a stick

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"Is your fridge running?" "Yes, I believe so" "You'd better go make sure, because I put some chicken in there and it didn't seem very cold to me"

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A pirate walks into a bar. The bartender says, "You know, you have a steering wheel down your pants?" The pirate says, "I know, I was just raped by a group of men who thought it would be funny to humiliate me as much as possible. The bartender then called 911 seeing that a horrible crime had just been committed.

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Why didn't the man walk done the stairs? Because he had no legs

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Why can't Timmy go on any rollercoasters? Because he's morbidly obese and it would a safety hazard.

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roses are red tulips are too, violets are violet, not freaking blue.

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What kind of key can unlock a banana? Basically any key that is sharp enough.

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Why was the man sad? His wife left

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What did the boy say to the girl seductively eating a banana? A: bananas are my favorite fruit

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why did the girl fall off the swing? because someone threw a fridge at her.

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Haikus are easy but some of them don't make sense but some of them do

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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