- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than one cat stuck in a tree? Getting raped

A guy walks into a bar, sits down, and gives a heavy sigh. The bartender asks, "What's wrong?" The guy says, "Nothing."

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? ...Neither have they.

why was the little boy sad? he had a frog stapled to his face.

Why did the girl with a striped ball fall over? She was a victim of a drive-by shooting.

What's the difference between a sack of dead babies and a Mustang? I don't have a Mustang in my garrage.

What's worse that tripping over on your way home from work? Finding your entire family murdered

Knock knock, who's there? Your mom! Oh I'm comming.

What is blue and has blue shoes? A blue shoe box

What was pauls mum screaming? Rape

why aren't black people real? they are. just because they are less visible at night makes no difference.

if life gives you lemons. squeeze one into your moms eye.

Why did the boy jump off a cliff Because he was gay and committed suicide

Q. What do humans and jelly beans have in common ? A. Nothing.

why did the irishman leave the bar he had to go to his sons birthday party

Why don't men have menstruation? -Because it sucks

Why does pavement get hot. Because it’s black. How could you tell she had bruises. Because they were black. Why did the boy drop out of school. Because he was dying of melanoma.

How do you silence Justin Bieber? Hold his head under water until he stops struggling.

I pregnant woman wakes in the night because she had a mis-carriage.

What the last thing that went through Osama's mind? A bullet

Q:What did the boy do when his girlfriend cheated on him? A:He broke up with her because cheating is wrong and he deserves better.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato.

What's the difference between Elisabeth Fritzl and Pope John Paul II? Pope John Paul II wasn't imprisoned and raped continuously over a 24 year period in a horrific act of cruelty by his father

The number 69 is? Just a plain old number that has just as much meaning as 68 and 70.

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