- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call it when a black man kills an Asian man? Murder.

You're just jealous because the voices only talk to me!

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he has two legs

You know what he said? How did you know what he said?

What do gay horses eat? Horse dick.

Why can't a cat fly Because it doesn't have wings.

what's more fun then stapling a dead baby to a fence? ripping it off

I stabbed a person. No seriously, I just stabbed them. There's no punchline. Just Just Stab wounds.

why did the platypus fall out of a tree it couldnt even climb up the tree

What did Ghandi tell St Peter as he passed through the Gates of Heaven? He didn't. There is no afterlife.

Why didn't Jane text James? Because she was kidnapped.

Where did the girl go after the explosion? Everywhere

Girl 1- why was 6 afraid of 7? dog- ..................................(doesn't say anything because dogs can't ruff)

What happens when a chicken with a goat have sex? nothing.

A man walks into a bar. He then takes a step back and notices that his head hurts.

How do you make a plumber sad? You kill his family.

Hey, I'm Schrödinger, and this is crazy! But here's a sealed box... the cat lives, maybe...

A man offered a little boy a ride home. He drove the boy home where his father preceeded to beat him senseless.

what did the blond say to his mother?? Nothing. He is deaf and has to use sign language.

what did the boy with no arms or legs get for christmas? a bike

Knock Knock. Who's there? The Ambulance. Ambulance who? Sir, we're going to need you to come down to the hospital, your son is dead.

What did Little Johny get for Christmas?

What do you get when two black men walk into a bar? A few salesmen celebrating their recent pay raise.

What's big, black, and just knocked an 8 year old girl off of her bike? The refrigerator I just threw at her. (not all are white you know)

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