- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Tony Soprano walks into a diner

Q: How do you know a chinese guy robbed your house? A: your homework is done, your computer is updated, and 2 hours later he is still trying to back out of your driveway

What's redder than a red apple? 2 red apples

Why could'nt Susie talk? The mafia cut out her tounge

Your momma's so fat: She feels uncomfortable in public due to current trends in ideal body shape and aesthetics of beauty.

What do you put your key on? A key chain.

Knock knock. Who's there? Auntie.

What did the Muslim say to the Jew? Nothing, as he has been deaf since birth and is incapable of forming coherent speech.

A brunette, redhead, and blond were on a road trip. Their car broke down in the middle of the desert. The redhead offered to get help down the road, but never returned. The blond and brunette walked the direction the redhead went, but died four days later of heat exhaustion.

"What's up?" "A movie about an old man who takes his house to South America by tying balloons to it, who accidentally brings along a young boy with him and they have an adventure."

God is like semen. They're both nouns.

What's the difference between a convertible and a dead baby? One's in my garage, and one's a car.

why did the chicken cross the road? Because there were no traffic.

From a picture, it is difficult to tell the difference between an apatosaurus and a diplodocus.

Yo mama so fat - - That your dad left her, and it's tearing your family apart

Why wouldn't Michael J. Fox make a good Sniper? Because he has no military experience.

What's worse than a rapist? 2 rapists

what has genitial warts? me

Me:Oh wait, I got a joke! Friends:Oh boy, what is it? Tell us! Me:..my grandma died.. Everyones silent Some random guy:Oh haha, I get it! Me:Shut up, you have no friends. Some random guy: Oh........

A guy gets murdered, because of the Reco act the whole gang he belongs to goes to jail as well. They cry in their beds

A dog walks into a bar, followed by his blind owner.

What's worse than being eaten by a giant bear? Hitler.

Why did the boy cry? Because he was a crybaby

Why dont you greet your friend Jack on a plane? because you will say "hi Jack"

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