How did the terrorist die? He flew a plane into a twin tower

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Kittens are orange, puppies are grey, and they both make good pets

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Whats big and red and eats rocks? A big red rockeater.

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Atheism

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You have 10 apples and 12 cabbages How many pizzas can you fit on the roof? Purple because aliens don't wear hats.

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What's 100 times worse that finding an worm in your Apple listening to Justin B. Sing! :-)

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How scoops of ice cream does a n*gger get? 0.

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What do you call an awesome school? St Heinrich's Law School (Teaching you to break the laws!)

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Worms don't like apples.

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Chuck Norris once round-house kicked someone so hard that he broke his leg.

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A man is wrongfully convicted of murder and sent to prison. After a lengthy appeals process the guilty verdict is overturned and he walks away a free man.

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How do you stop a bus from hitting you?? You throw small children to impede the progress of the bus.

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So this chick meets a guy at a bar. They never greet each other and the drive home sober.

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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two guys r talking and the one said *i swear to god* and the other one said *u swear what to god what the hell r u talking about i dont even know u*

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Q: Why are the Black Eyed Peas named the Black Eyed Peas? A: I don't know ask them yourself.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because it felt like it, now mind your own business!

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Why was six afraid of seven? Seven was a psychopath

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What do you call a black man with no legs? A fine example of the consequences of drink driving. Make sure you are physically stable or not under the effects of depressants, drugs or any form of alcohol before deciding to use a motor vehicle.

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Yogurt? You are joking right? I am having yogurt right now, do you like see trough me or something? I mean I have been told people can do that but no way!

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Wats do you get when you combine a vampire and a ginger? Idk, who would pull that disgusting shit

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what did one waiter say to the other? were waiters.

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rose are red so is u want to know why because i shot her

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A man is standing on the street corner waiting for the bus. As it pulls up he steps on and pays his fare while he whistles to his iPod.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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