- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why are black people scared of chainsaws? Because the chainsaws go run nigga nigga run.

yo mamas so ugly she is often made fun of andridiculed about her appearance.

"Doctor, I seem to have a large horn-like growth protruding from my nose". "Well, yes, that is because you are a rhinoceros".

how do you get an A in a class? idk never got on.

Q: What did the newborn dumpster baby say to the raccoon? A: Nothing. Newborn babies cannot talk.

TOFFEES HEAD LYING IN THE GRASS

Why was little georgia afraid of the tea cup ? Because she was tripping over the holocaust.

People who are addicted to brake fluid just can't stop.

What's Blue And Fat? A Brick. I like to lie a lot.

why did the man get ran over by a turtle? he crossed the STREET

teacher:humpty dumpty sat on a wall.... me: wait, why was he up there ms.park? teacher: well hes never been the same since vietnam, his wife divorced him and now hes a raging alcoholic.

What is black and white and red all over? I don't know. I was hoping you did.

Knock, Knock. Who's There? Its Greg. I forgot my keys, can you let me back in?

What's funnier than 9/11? Nothing. 9/11 wasn't funny. It was a terrible tragedy, the most tragic in U.S. history. If you think that is funny you are a sick person. By: Logan in South Dakota

Roses are red violets are blue I'm not good at poems, nice titttttss.

what do you say when you wake up in the middle of the night and see your tv floating thats odd.

What's the opposite of a joke? An Anti-Joke.

Hillary Clinton and 2 male aides were on a plane on a Friday evening which us not unusual for a secretary of state.

Yo momma so fat, when she went out side in a red dress, everyone yelled "HEY, KOOL-AID!"

What did the straw say to the other straw? We are both straws just kidding they cant talk

If a hen lays an egg in the middle of a roof, which way would it fall? To the east, as there was a brisk wind in that direction.

What is six foot three, plays basketball, and is black? A black dog with basketball skills and takes steroids.

What did the Muslim say to the American? Hi

Life is like a bridge. You get walked on all your life until you fall apart.

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