What's white and can't climb trees? A fridge

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"Knock knock" Come in!

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Knock knock. Who's there? Your bipolar aunt so don't ask again.

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What did steve do when jane asked him for a pencil? He gave her one.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was a terrorist.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I am ADD Bird

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Why couldn't the 11-year old get into the pirate movie? It was rated PG-13.

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a man walked into a bar and said ow

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Why did the chicken cross the road? We can never be truly sure of the chicken's real purpose, but given the circumstances of the surroundings, the story has it that the purpose of the chicken was to physically move to the other side of said road.

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EVERYONE NEEDS TO UNDERSTAND!! DYSLEXICS ARE TEOPLE POO!

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How do you drown a blond? You hold her underwater.

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"what's fat,stupid,and has a shell" "i don't know what" "you, i lied about the shell"

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Why did they bury the firefighter behind the hill? Because he was dead.

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What do you calk a dirty mexican? a hard working gardener

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hi

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Knock Knock Who's there? Eat a d!ck you sh!t fukk! I'm going have to ask you leave now

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How do you make Justin Bieber cry? You take away his marijuana.

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Question to make it sound like a racist joke? Politically correct answer that should not offend anyone.

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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What comes after 69? 70

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How many babies does it take to change a light bulb? None. Babies shouldn't be changing light bulbs.

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Is Yered a dumbass? YA

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Why'd the chicken cross the road? To visit the graves of his wife and only daughter who were killed in a car accident at the fault of a drunk driver many years prior.

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Can anyone Lenin money?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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