- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the black man go to jail why he raped your mom

Roses are red, Violets are blue, You smell like ass, And no one loves you!

Why didn't the skeleton go to the dance ? "because he had nobody to go with" No because it was dead.

what did the carrot say to the rabbit? stop eating me you son of a B*****

Why was the boy crying? His parents were brutally burned to death in a fiery car accident.

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? Because she was blind.

What is brown and lives in a toilet? A black homeless man

A bear walks into a bar..... The bartender asks " what do you want?" , he gets killed by the bear because he started talking to it Made by eli

A: go away. B: No i won't A: Shutup B: Yes i will not go away A: again, shutup B: I left A: Thank you B: Your welcom A: Thank you for saying your welcome B: Thank you for saying thank you that i'm welcome A: Thank you for saying thank you for saying that I thank you that you're welcome.

what do you do when mrs curaba gets heated through a fridge at her so she can cool down

Yo momma's so hot I raped her and slit her throat afterwards and hid her body in a ditch.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, STDs are contagious. Careful who you screw!

What did the anti-social man say to a girl Nothing

What do you call a dog with two tails? ...Depends on what you named it.

what happens if you fart to hard? A.you shit yourself

What did Sammy get for Christmas? Raped.

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Relizing its a used tampon covered with blood.

Why did the black man enjoy KFC. Because like many foods, it contains monosodium glutamate (MSG) a flavor enhancer that makes many foods taste better. It however had nothing to do with race or cultural background.

What is BIG, STIFF, AND FULL OF SEMEN!!!? A SUBMARINE!!!!!!!

Q: Do you know what you can make when you have enough cents? A: Dollars

why don't asians use this finger (point at pinky)? because it's my finger.

A jew walks into a bar He receives a phone call and promptly leaves

One muffin says to the other muffin "it sure is hot in here." the other muffin replies "you know, technically, we're not muffins because we're not done cooking yet."

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