- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Triceratops

What do all homosexuals have in common? Not much.

What is yellow, has wheels and lies on its back? A school bus after a horrible traffic accident

What do you call an old lady walking down the street? Widowed.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because you touch yourself at night.

Roses are black Violets are black Oh fuck I'm blind!

Knock knock. who's there? Banana. Banana Who? Knock KNOCK!!! WHO IS THERE!!! BANANA!!!! BANANA WHOOOOO!!! Banana Johnson....... I'M YOUR NEIGHBOR!!!!

What's worse than a pile of dead babies? Two piles of dead babies.

A midget goes up to a prostitute and asks "what’s the worst joke you ever heard?" She replies "probably this one

Why didn't the Mexican kid go to school? Because he was sick.

Why did the boy have pink skin at night? Because he did not put on a sufficient amount of sunscreen that morning. This is also known as sunburn.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Beacuse he got kicked out of the bar

An American man and a Chinese man have a conversation. The American man asks the Chinese man after a couple of minutes of speaking, "How long have you lived in the United States?" The Chinese man replies, "I moved to the United States when I was ten years old."

When life gives you Live Aid, celebrate the fact that you've just gone back in time 27 years and somehow cheated death temporarily.

Why did it take so long to find Osama Bin Laden? No idea. Bad military tactics. Was he found?

Knock knock. Who's there? AV. AV who? Asshole vison. Now that's Amusement Vision. (Remembering Amusement Vision...)

Who wants $300? Me too.

How do you kill a Jewish person? Like any other person, they are like any other person of any race and religion.

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I'm a wise old man, so I'm aloud to touch you in the bathing suit area.

What did the mother give her family on christmas? Some gelt, dreidels, and Challah because it also happened to be Chanukah on Christmas that year

A man drives home from a bar one night, He is under the influence and his reckless driving will costs many innocent people their lives.

How does a man with no arms and legs get to your door. After asking his name please help us out with this question

What are kids supposed to do in American classrooms if a nuke hits nearby? Hide under the desk. (This is a fact) Moral: Like that is gonna help... seriously that is ridiculous!

A small child walks past a man on the street: Fortunately, as the man hates children he is perfect height to let a massive fart rip in his face on the way past. His mum looks disgusted. They carry on with their day.

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