Iif your reading this ur gay

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why did the girl cry while watching starwars? She was being raped

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Why are rich people usually fat? They're living large

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What is invisible and smells like rabbits? Bunny farts.

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Why did the little girl run to her mother? Because she saw a police inspector, who had already tried to kill her several times that week, aiming a poison dart at her forehead.

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The sword that kills, the sword that gives life.

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what did joe eat for breakfast? he didn't eat, joe is schizophrenic steve's best friend

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Why did the goat cross the road. To put his sacrifices into the pentagram.

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What did the dog say to the human? Nothing really. Dogs technically "speak" through barking.

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There was an english man, and irishman and an pakistani sitting in a bar. What a wonderful example of racial & cultural differences bing put to one side while they are socialising in a friendly environment.

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I hear eating an apple a day keeps the other apples in check.

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Where did Suzy go after the explosion? - Everywhere.

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Q: Whats A Schoolbus Full Of Black Children??? A: A Rotten Banana!!!

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Chuck Norris doesn't go hunting, he is very fond of animals and would never want to shoot them.

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Q:How do you kill an Elephant? A:With an Elephant gun Q:How do you kill a blue Elephant? A:With a blue Elephant gun. Q:How do you kill a purple Elephant? A:With a purple Elephant gun. Q:How do you kill a red Elephant? A:There is no such thing.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have schizophrenic, and don't have any friends

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Your momma is so fat when she heard about the quater pounder she thought it was for a quarter.

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Why couldn't Helen Keller Drive? Because she was a woman.

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what's worse than finding 8 dead babies in 1 trash can?....... 1 dead baby in 8 trash cans.

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Why was the Mexican running? He was being chased by border patrol!

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Yeah, haha, I tend to put myself under a state of trance at the same time I put others down there, which makes it difficult to stop it sometimes, I do it for ethical reasons, I mean if I would ever hypnotize someone into feeling really bad, it would affect me as well. You might want to get some water on your face, you know, so your upper lips don't envy the lower ones.

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one stop shop

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Wha....You probably shouldnt read the rest of this because i lie a lot (This joke deserves lots of thumbs and comments!)

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A Rabbi walks into a bar. He does not order any alcoholic beverages, because Orthodox Jews aren't allowed to consume alcohol except for certain times and religious customs.

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