- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Don't believe in Atheists.

How do you tell a crazy man that he is on fire? You're on fire.

why did the boring girl get ditched she was boring...

A man is at the doctor's office and the doctor says to the man: "I'm sorry sir, you have AIDS and Alzheimer's disease." The man says: "Well, at least I don't have AIDS!"

Why did the chicken cross the road .... The traffic light turned red

Why did the man lose the poker match in the jungle? He was playing a cheetah.

How many tickles can you give an octopus? Ten tickles

Why were the black mans hands all sticky? He was helping orphans with arts and crafts

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

My wife was diagnosed with cancer yesterday. Yeh I didnt find it very funny either.

What is the difference between a calendar and you? A calendar has dates!!

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

Yo Mama just died.

It's April Fools Day... APRIL FOOLS!!!

Q.A duck walks into a bar and asks for grapes.What is the duck asking for? A. Nothing... Ducks can't talk

Why did the little boy grow up to be a homosexual man? He didn't find the female reproductive system sexually appealing

Jims family is having a picnic. Jim goes and gets his food. shortly after he drops his food. Jim is really sad and goes and gets more food. Jim is black

what do you call a pie in a roll a roll and pie

What's green and runs through the forest? - A pack of cucumbers. What's wrong with that? - Cucumbers aren't pack animals.

Why is Henrik so AWESOME? Cos HE just IS!!!!

Roses are red violets are blue I have five fingers the middle one is for you.

a man jumps of a cliff and ..... hits the ground

What's the worst part about eating a dead baby? It's a tie between the smell, the taste, and the depression associated with whatever decline in humanitsy that has brought you to this point in your life. Overall, it's an outright terrible situation.

What did the aliens say when they first landed on planet Earth? We've come back for Anthony Davis.

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