- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't the mentally retarded kid hear? It was too dark.

A donkey looks at a goat. The goat walks away.

Ask me if I'm a truck! Are you a truck?! No.

How do you get a black man out of your seat? You ask him very nicely with a great attitude.

What's red & is bad for your face? A brick.

One night a man layed on his bed and looked into the skies, then he realizes: WHERE THE HELL IS MY CEILING!?!?!

How do you make a baby cry ? Throw a brick at his face

What did the Rabbit say to the horse? They are both completly differebt species and cannot communicate. Therefore, the rabbit said nothing.

Q. Whats black and red all over? A. A black wall thats been painted red.

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What is the difference between 100 dead babies and a Porsche? I don't have a Porsche in my basement.

What is big, red, and eats rocks? A big red rock eater,

A horse walks into a bar and sits down on a stool. He orders a beer. He drinks his beer and leaves. Life continues on as it was.

How did the hot blonde get a promotion from her boss? She worked really hard and achieved more thaan her coworkers.

why wuz 6 afraid of 7 7 had a gun

What did the pregnant teen get for Christmas? A miscarriage

what happened to the retarded dyslexic? he retard on his 60th birthday and took up gardening.

Knock knock Who's there Orange and Banana Orange and Banana who? ... The man opened the door and saw a bowl of oranges and bananas.

What did john say to bob Hey bob

A dyslexic man walks into a bar. He orders a drink successfully, pays, and leaves. Three weeks later he dies tragically.

Whats funny about a fat person dying? He died while eating friend chicken

What is the difference between a group of magicians and a cheerleading squad? One has a cunning array of stunts.

Why are black people black? Because they're clearly not white.

Is this your pen? I wanna go to school, bye!

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