What is big, red, and eats rocks? A big red rock eater,

What did the deaf, dumb, blind kid with two stump arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer

How do you drown a blonde? A: Drowing any person no matter the color of their hair is conpletely illegal and considered murder.

Q: Why could John say goodbye to his girlfriend ? A: He didnt have one

Why did the joke feel paranoid? Because everyone kept laughing at him.

"What the hell is wrong with you?" "..."

How do you make a baby be quiet when it is crying? slowly choke it to death

Why'd the blonde jump out the window? To kill herself

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Whats worse than dropping your ice cream cone Your dad having brian cancer

- i send you a friend request on facebook - okay

Yo Mama's so fat when she fell out of the tree she hit the ground very, very hard.

What did Billy Mays eat for breakfast? nothing, he's dead.

Found out the difference between onions and men. I don't cry when I'm chopping up men.

What did the African get for dinner? Ebola Rice

Knock Knock who's there? Steve Steve who? Steve. I already told you my name.

How do you get a black guy out of a tree? You don't, he just jumps down.

What do you call a girl with ADD and too much free time? Me

Q: Whats the difference between a table and a Mexican? A: You tell me.

why did the man paint his house? cause he never wanted to mow the lawn

Why was the girl distressed by the photo of her boyfriend's mutilated corpse? Because it was out of focus.

Q: What did the homeless man get on his Birthday? A: Hypothermia.

this is a haiku i have no idea where i am going with .... this

why cant black people swim? I dont know but they killed my family

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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