- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Jimmy drop his Ice cream? He was hit by a bus.

I was going to write about anti-climaxes but then I didn't.

What did the mexican say to the other mexican? Lets go get some tacos.

I'll take a Reuben, light sauce, and could you do Provolone instead of Swiss?

What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist

What has 2 wheels and looks like a bike? A bike.

Why did the chicken cross the road? ... So he didn't get Mono from Janelle.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was at a crosswalk and had the right of way to on coming traffic

What did the blonde say when she saw anti-joke.com for the first time? Nothing. She's been in a vegetative state for three years and her parents finally decided to pull the plug.

whats the difrence between a japaneese and chineese person? one is from japan and one is from china.

Knock Knock Who's there? Tennis? Tennis who? Tennis Racket

A blind man walks into a book store. He asks if they have any books in Braille. The employee says "Yes! Many you haven't even seen before!"

what's worst then having no internet access for a year? having no facebook notifications when you finally do

What do we call the science of classifying living things? Racism

He was as tall as a 6 foot 3 tree.

your mom is so fat, she uses nutrisystem and other weight-loss systems to try to loose weight.

What did the french toast say to the french fry? I don't know, I don't speak french.

Please ignore this statement.

Q:Did you know Helen Keller had a tree house? A: Neither did she

What do you get when you cross an owl and a bungee cord? My ass.

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What's the best part of having sex with twenty-four year olds? There's 20 of them.

What's a good way to kill time? It's impossible to kill an inanimate object.

roses are red violets are blue daffodils are yellow pansies are pink

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