Q: What's black and hangs from a tree? A: A tire swing.

thumb_up thumb_down -16

Every 5 seconds a child dies in Somalia. Good news is there are 4 second intervals when a child isn't dying in Somalia. I say kill them all

thumb_up thumb_down -16

how do you confuse a blonde? tap her on both shoulders

thumb_up thumb_down -16

Roses r Red Violets r Blue I'm schizophrenic So am i too!

thumb_up thumb_down -16

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Sally

thumb_up thumb_down -16

Terry's penis oh wait! what penis But I'm not a rapper

thumb_up thumb_down -16

So a plane flies into a world trade centre... That's not funny

thumb_up thumb_down -16

A man walks into a bar He goes to drink away the fact that alcoholism is tearing his family apart and that he lost custody of his three-year-old son that same day

thumb_up thumb_down -16

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: He couldn't, his legs were broken

thumb_up thumb_down -16

Woman are equal and deserve respect just kidding they should suck my ****

thumb_up thumb_down -16

Where were guinea pigs created? Probably in Guinea Land or something.

thumb_up thumb_down -16

Roses are red, VIolets are blue, Tulips are white, Sunflowers are yellow

thumb_up thumb_down -16

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the chicken was trying to escape from the sad and depressing environment that surrounded him on the side he thus came from. Alas, he did not know that he would be soon hit by a drunk truck driver, who would also die, in a bright explosion of morbid flames and screams.

thumb_up thumb_down -16

Jerry Sandusky and two other men are on a cruise ship, when it suddenly starts to sink. The first man says, "save the children!" The second man says, "screw the children!" Jerry Sandusky drowned.

thumb_up thumb_down -16

I hate blackniggers

thumb_up thumb_down -16

Whats worse than finding half a worm in your apple? Finding out that that apple was the tip of a dick

thumb_up thumb_down -16

A rooster is standing on top of a pointed bird house. He lays an egg. Which side does the egg fall, the left or the right? I don't care, I'm a vegetarian.

thumb_up thumb_down -16

Roses are red pineapple is yellow I'll shove your head up my ass so you can eat some marshmallows!

thumb_up thumb_down -16

What do you do when your girlfriend is bleeding? She is probably on her period.

thumb_up thumb_down -16

I like to thumb up my own jokes.

thumb_up thumb_down -16

your know what grinds my gears? when I throw my car into park while going 90 on the highway.

thumb_up thumb_down -16

Knock knock Who's there? Owl Owl who? Owl Johnson, your neighbor. Oh hi Owl, please come in.

thumb_up thumb_down -18

What did Canada say to America? We will not become apart of the United States where people are known as Fat Nascar lovin hicks!

thumb_up thumb_down -18

Chuck Norris once stared in a show called Walker: Texas Ranger.

thumb_up thumb_down -18

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops