What do you do if an elephant comes through your window? Pay For a new window

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What do you get when you cross a chicken and a dinosaur? You can't. Dinosaurs are extinct.

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what do you call a guy with no arms or legs and wearing red and white in the ocean? a dead person and someone needs to call the cops cause thats terrible.

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Did you see Stevie wonders house? Neither did he.

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KILL WHITEY

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Sometimes I finger myself to some Madonna and Mary J. Blige shit. - Jesse

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Jesse likes to jack off and lick the white stuff off of his balls and digest it

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How do you know when you are really ugly? Objective self-evaluation, and frank, honest discussion with close friends and family.

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What did Hitler say to the black jew? Get to the back of the oven

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How many people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One to drop it and die of gas poisoning.

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What do you do if you see a black man in your backyard with a bullet wound in his head? Take him to the hospital.

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Why is the spine-tailed swift is the fastest bird? Because its faster than the second fastest bird

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When you aren't feeling well, you should see a doctor like this: https://encrypted-tbn2.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcS5u4lryU5PzmLUKCGEKZgDWMeQ_96VLEKFGu7Wvk-4M7UXHkOXBw

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There was a two car pile up at wal-mart. 50 mexicans were killed.

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Why can't Julius Caesar use a cell phone? Because he is dead.

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Why did the cat lick the black guy. Because the cat thought it was dirty.

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what did the woman call the man who ate Ham? A Pig

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Why did the black basketball team beat the white basketball team? They practiced more

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What does the ship say when it's cold? Shiver me timbers

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Q. What is the best way to suicide? A. Kill yourself.

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Q: Why did the man get stabbed? A: I don't know.

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Why did Jack like oranges? - Penis

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? Cue annoying little kids saying WHAT!!!!!!!!! A: To check out all the chicks

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Wow Nero, you never explained the process, its like I am at the ocean again, but dont lie, you still fear showers... Sorry its just not you when you lie to me, I know I should be more concerned about you, ill bring those old stuff, im tired, sleepy, I suppose thats your work huh Nero? Thanks, call it as a brother or what you want, but I really love you and wont ever stop doing so. Goodnight Nerochan, promise me you will take care of yourself, we all got a long life ahead of us, and I want to spend more time with you, if its fine for you and your wife.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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