- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Bob, your neighbor. Okay, come in.

"hey do you know the date" "58"

What do you call a unicorn that is both invisible and pink? The Invisible Pink Unicorn.

Why did the accountant die?A terrorist put a bomb under his desk.

Q: How do you make a plumber cry? A: Murder his family

Duck: got any grapes? Lemonade Seller: no the duck waddeld away and never came back for the guy has no grapes

Arrow in the Knee!

what did the hammer do on the test -he nailed it.

Why didn't the Irishman walk into the bar? Beacause he had killed himself the previous night as a result of his alcoholism.

How do you turn a dishwasher into a snowblower? Give her a shovel

Roses are red, violets are blue Charcoal is black, and so is my neighbor

How do you tell the difference between Lila and derrek ashmore? Oh wait they both have vaginas

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the stock market crashed 600 points today, and his retirement account took a hit. He can't afford his car anymore.

A blonde drank an entire fruit smoothie in one sitting. She got a brain freeze.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house... Knock, knock Who's there? The chicken.

A man walks into a bar. Realizing he forgot his ID, he leaves.

A vampire sees a werewolf at a bar, aware of the upcoming brawl between them two, the bartender shoots them both in the head but it's okay because neither of them exist.

Why did the woman put super glue on her sun glasses? Because she stepped on them and they broke.

I like my coffee like my women, without a penis

How do you make sure a kangaroo gets the right breakfast? Make sure it doesn't get the wrong breakfast

here is a good joke... your moms a bitch END OF STORY!

What did the kid with cancer get for Christmas?? -nothing, he didn't make it that far

Why do zebras have stripes? I don't know.

What do you call a black man who lands on the moon? An astronaut...f*cking racist.

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