- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

What's the difference between a person and a cow? 2% of their DNA. The other 98% is virtually identical.

Whats long hard and full of semen? A dick.

Why do black guys have ashy elbows? Because of 9/11

Funeral... You can't spell it without FUN

why did the chicken cross the road? he saw a rather desperate looking homeless person coming towards him, and, realizing he had no change, figured it was the best way to avoid an awkward situation.

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychological disorder.

What do you call a black priest? a priest, you racist

What sits in the corner of a room and gets smaller and smaller? A baby combing it's hair with a potato peeler.

What's the difference between your dog and your mother? Your dog doesn't think you're a disgrace to the family

what will hit the ground first an apple or Obama The apple, obama was stopped by a rope

A blonde goes to school, and completes a difficult math problem.

Teacher- What comes after 69 Boy- Mouthwash?? Teacher- LEAVE!

Why does Santa Claus drink so much hot Cocoa? Because Mrs. Claus got tired of his constant drunkenness and won't allow beer in the house in the house anymore.

Why was the white man chosen for the job over the black guy? He had more work experience and was clearly the better suited applicant.

A man walks into the bar and ask the bartender for a shot of vodka. He drinks the vodka.

Whats funnier than 24. ... DEEZ NUTS.

A man walks into a bar He wakes up from his coma 21 years later and learns that humans now serve pumpkins as gods.

How many Ethiopians can you fit in a car? Five in your standard sedan

what has two lags and red all over? :a cat in a chinies restrunt...

Q: why couldn't anyone hear hellen keller when she fell off a cliff? A: she was mute.

I've got a joke for you. The people writing these jokes. Thats a joke.

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