- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If you die laughting, How are you telling this to me?

why did the pancake eat a spanish holiday? Because a plane crashed into his condominium

What's the difference between Newt Gingrich's cat and a hand grenade? Gingrich's cat is a domesticated quadriped mammal, a hand grenade is a small bomb that can be thrown by hand

ask me if im a door yes

Your mom.

hey! Wanna hear a bird joke? No. Well this is Hawkward....

why did the person die? He was 90 years old and was sick. Its natural

How many children does it take to kill a homocidal killer? None. Children should not attempt such a dangerous task.

A chicken crosses the road... Gets fined for jaywalking.

Two scientists walk into a bar. The first scientist says, "I'll have some H2O." The second scientist says, "I'll have H2O too." The bartender gives them both water, realizing that H2O2 is poisonous and that the second scientist must have simple worded his request poorly.

Ed Milliband knows what's best for the UK.

what did the grandma do after she was pushing up daisies? washed her hands because gardening is a dirty activity

so your snowboarding in the dessert and all four of your tires pop. how many pancakes does it take to cover a dog house. the answer is B. 500 squids

Wanna hear a joke? Me too.

How do you scare a plumber? Kill his family.

Q. What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a plastic bag? A. One is white, plastic and dangerous to young children, the other is a plastic bag.

So this guy is waiting for a heart transplant. He dies.

you're so stupid, you have trouble understanding what you read, like the newspaper, for example

2 doctors are talking to each other? -Dead? -Dead.

How do you get a camel out of a desert? a helicopter

Why didn't the boy finish the race? He was handicapped

Knock knock. Who's there? You. You who? Fuck you.

What's worse then 2 dead monkeys? 3 dead monkeys!

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