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A blind man walks into a bar and orders a beer. He has gotten used to being blind all his life.

My grandma's star sign was cancer, and it was really ironic how she died, actually... She was attacked by a giant crab.

Why are asians such bad drivers? Cause they constantly have their eyes closed.

Why did the boy with one arm have no friends? He was a cereal killer from Ireland.

Roses are stools, Violets are bums, sugar is knit, thank you, LSD.

What did the black guy say to the white guy? The black guy said, "hello". They then proceeded to have a normal conversation.

What's good about eating every night? Knowing that an African won't.

-What do you do when the dishwasher is broken? -Slap HER!

What is the difference between a circle and a cylinder? dunno

How do you become a dragon ball super saiyan? You sit there and scream like you are giving birth for three minuets

Whats worse than your house on fire? an orphanage catching on fire. Whats wosre than an orphanage catching on fire? A bunny farm catching on fire.

what do you call 3 black men in a line up? their names

What did the black man say to the watermelon? Watermelon.

"Have you heard the one about the trannie?" "No, what is it?" "Wow, that's offensive." -Juanita

Iceland is actually green and Greenland is actually icy and Germany started the Holocaust.

Person A "did you hear about the cure for AIDS?" Person B "no." Person A "neither did I."

Three men walk into a bar. The first guy bought two drinks, the second guy bought three drinks, can you guess what the third guy bought? A tazer.,

why do they sparkle?!?!?!?!

What do u call a gay dinosaur Tyran a sore arse

How did the blind man cross the road? With the use of a cane and a registered seeing eye dog

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a dead baby? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

What did the panda say to the other panda? We are fuzzy Oreos

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