guest who else is a ugly bitch my mom

Whats the difference between 2 white men? They both have different jobs and one is racist orange peel.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

How do you know when it's hot outside? When you walk oside and it's hot.

a sausage maker buys a box of cereal

No just stuff on the internet when I get bored, like on facebook and stuff, why a nurse? Whats wrong? Is he ill?

what do you call white people running down a mountain? Avalanche What do you call black people running down a mountain? Jailbreak

What did the little Jew boy get for Christmas? nothing he is a Jew, he doesn't celebrate Christmas.

What is big, long, hot, and firm? An erection due to the arousal of a woman's sex appeal.

What is white and smells like wood? White painted wood

What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? A stick

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Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue I Have ADD ...

Yo Mama so stupid she thought "Dunkin Doughnuts" was a basketball team.

So a man and a woman are siting at the same park table Woman: sir are you touching my leg erotically Man: No mam for you see I am a parapaligec

I was gonna clean my room. But then my mom did it.

A guy walks into a bar and laughs. Later, a green, homosexual dinosaur dentist escorts him out to play a houdini banjo.

Dont listen to your heart all it dose is BEAT BEAT BEAT

What is the biggest lie ever? "I have read and agreed to the Terms of Use"

A man is eating in a restaurant and says, "Waiter! There's a fly in my soup!" The waiter says, "I'm sorry, can I bring you some salad instead?"

Why do people where saggy pants that don't fit? They can't afford too buy new

my boloney has a first name its OSCAR, my boloney has a last name its MEYER.. now bend over son while i shove my boloney in ur butt!

Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

Yo' mama's so black the dark couldn't even see her.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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