Q How is it Going Patty? A:Hi Patrick hows it going?

What did the heroin addict get for Christmas? Aids from a used needle.

Sloths

The blonde, brunette and,the red headed girls were at a store. When the blonde says......... im tired let's leave.

A man walks into a bar. What does he say? A: Ow.

A dog walks into a forest and sees a whale. The dog asks "aren't you supposed to be in the ocean?" The whale replies, "yes."

Q: What did the black man say to the other black man? A: Nothing. They didn't know each other.

How did the fat guy survive the plane crash? Because he still in the food court at the airport.

why was 6 afraid of 9? cause thats just gross.

No your aunties a joke

What happened when the boy fell off of the bridge? He died

What did Chuck Testa do when he saw she had died of a heart attack? He cried and gave her a proper funeral and burial.

A duck walks into a convenience store and asks for a tube of chapstick.He says "Put it on my tab".

why did the hater hate? everyone else has a much better life

what is green and has weels? grass i was kidding about the weels.

A male paltypus usually possesses two poisonous goads under his forelegs. Which makes him potentially more dangerous than a dragon.

anti jokes are really funny

I cant find my anti-jokes this is also one

Two muffins are sitting in an oven. One asks the other "Isn't it hot in here?" To which the other replies, "Holy ****, a talking muffin!"

Why did the hobo break both of his arms? He didn't like them.

Why did Stephen Hawking ask for pizza? Because he was hungry.

Who has lots of friends, but smells like urinate feceas? Smelly McD, I lied about the friends.

What's blue and smells like sky? Sky

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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