What worse than stubbing your toe? Getting raped by a panda.

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How do you become a dragon ball super saiyan? You sit there and scream like you are giving birth for three minuets

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What is the difference between a circle and a cylinder? dunno

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knock knock who's there? I'm here.

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Person A "did you hear about the cure for AIDS?" Person B "no." Person A "neither did I."

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How did the blind man cross the road? With the use of a cane and a registered seeing eye dog

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-What do you do when the dishwasher is broken? -Slap HER!

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What did the black man say to the watermelon? Watermelon.

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Whats worse than your house on fire? an orphanage catching on fire. Whats wosre than an orphanage catching on fire? A bunny farm catching on fire.

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LO LLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOOPLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOOLLOLOLOLOLOLOLOOO O O O O O O OLO LOL OL O LO LO LO L OL Wasted your time didn't I -All the lol post are by me, LOL GUY.

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What's good about eating every night? Knowing that an African won't.

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Roses are stools, Violets are bums, sugar is knit, thank you, LSD.

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A blind man walks into a bar and orders a beer. He has gotten used to being blind all his life.

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What do u call a gay dinosaur Tyran a sore arse

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What's the difference between a Ferrari and a dead baby? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

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Why did the boy with one arm have no friends? He was a cereal killer from Ireland.

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"Have you heard the one about the trannie?" "No, what is it?" "Wow, that's offensive." -Juanita

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Why cant your mom breathe She chockin on my D**K

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3 guys were caught trespassing in a field and were sent to jail. The cop asked the first guy, "What were you doing in the field? He replied, "I was blowing bubbles" The cop asked the second guy, "What were you doing in the field?" He replied, "I was blowing bubbles" The cop then asked the third guy, "Lemme guess, you were blowing bubbles too? The guy replied, "No silly, I am Bubbles!"

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Three fish swim into a bar. The first one says "blub blub blub". The second one says "blub blub blub". The third one says "I'm not a fish I'm a human". What does the bartender say? Answer = Ayy Llmao _George_Bush_

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Michael walked into a bar, The rest of the bar initially erupted with laughter until the his carer made everybody aware that Michael suffered from brittle bones and that he had actually fractured his hip after colliding with the bar. People then understood the gravity situation as the bartender immediately dialled the emergency services. Michael managed to recover physically from the accident but to this day he is still scarred from the laughter aimed at him the night of his accident and is too afraid to return to the bar again in fear of being mocked despite the misunderstanding of the situation.

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Yes you better be sorry, I'm gonna suck my mums p e n i s tonight! - Dylan Hodge

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What do you call a black guy that flies a plane? a pilot.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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