How do you make an idiot in suspense?

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Roses are red violets are blue I fucked your mom now im about to fuck you to.

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A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks what he'd like to drink. The man pulls out his gun, shoots the surprised bartender, and proceeds to execute all the patrons of the bar and finally commit suicide. A post-mortem identification of the man identifies him as a victim of childhood sexual abuse and a diagnosed schizophrenic. There is a nice funeral for all the victims and the media respectfully minimizes exposure of the event.

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A man went to the doctor and told him he was having the strangest dream. "First I was a tee pee Then I was a wigwam A tee pee, a wigwam. Do you have any idea what could be wrong?" The doctor looked at the man and said "You have aids."

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Why did the dead baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

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(PC) What did the homosexual man say when accidently sat on a stick? Ouch.

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Justin Bieber walks into a bar, has a few drinks, chats with some fans, and leaves. The very next day, Justin Bieber is out buying groceries.

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So a baby seal walks into a club

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What's worse than a dead baby joke? A dead baby.

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What do you call your mom? Mom

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A blonde, a Jew, and a black man all went to the store. They each bought their groceries and went home to enjoy the rest of their day with their families.

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I have read and agree to the Terms of Service

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What's the difference between a black man and a Jew? The sandwich is hidden under the couch, and is non-migratory.

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how did the little black boy cross the river? he walked over the bridge.

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What happened when the boy fell off of the bridge? He died

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why was 6 afraid of 9? cause thats just gross.

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Q: What did the black man say to the other black man? A: Nothing. They didn't know each other.

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How did the fat guy survive the plane crash? Because he still in the food court at the airport.

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Sloths

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why did the hater hate? everyone else has a much better life

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No your aunties a joke

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what is green and has weels? grass i was kidding about the weels.

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What did Chuck Testa do when he saw she had died of a heart attack? He cried and gave her a proper funeral and burial.

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What did the heroin addict get for Christmas? Aids from a used needle.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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