A little boy went to a sleep over . They watched a episode of pokemon and the flashing lights triggered the boys epilepsy he was driven to hospital and is recovered.

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What do a cow girl and an orange have in common? They all are fruit, except for the cowgirl.

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What did the Jew get for Christmas? Nothing. Jewish people celebrate Hanukkah

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9/11

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Jesus walks into a hotel, slams four nails down on the counter, and says, "Put me up for the night!" The concierge looks at him and says, "You're not Jesus. Jesus was brutally murdered approximately 1,970 years ago. And although I may not be a believer, his teachings have brought comfort and solace to millions of people around the world. Nor do we accept nails as payment. Please remove yourself from the premises or I will call security."

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It is hard to know things like that.

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1+1=2

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What's bad about being a ghost with no arms or legs? You're dead.

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What kind of shots does John take at night? Insulin, because he's a diabetic.

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Technically rainbows are white.....and have gold at the end.

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What did santa claus get the boy with cancer for christmas? Nothing. Santa is not real and thus incapable of granting christmas wishes.

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You ask your friend if they want to hear a joke when they say yes tell them that thought you had a joke

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Your mom goes to college. Actually, she graduated a while back!

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What's worse then biting into your apple and finding a worm? Biting into your apple and finding two worms.

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why was six afraid of seven It wasnt. numbers are not sentient or tangible and thus are incapable of feeling fear

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A man is on a military operation, he dies and has a funeral.

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if a fat guy in a red suit comes into your house on christmas. its not santa your about to get raped from chewy(:

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. ----- Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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Boy, is it hot this summer! How hot is it?! So hot that many people have died as a result!... Drink plenty of water.

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what did one barstool say to the other what theres a butt on me

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He realized he was in the ghetto

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Why did the man lose the a race? 'Cause he has no legs

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why was the little boy screaming. he realized he was an asian

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What happened to the boy who wnt through puberty? He bacame a man. There is nothing funny about a perfectly normal expirience that everyone goes through wether they like it or not.

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