- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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When I find out where you live I'm going to burn down your house, kill your family, and while your crying in you demise I am going to slit your throat.

how many pancakes does it take to shingle a dog house? 16 if the ice cream melts

Why did the Mexican cross the road? Because he was late for his uncle's funeral, which was taking place in the church across from his apartment.

What do you get when someone tells you an anti joke? An anti joke.

A Jewish boy walks up to his father and says: Dad, can I borrow 50 dollars? The dad responds: 40 dollars?!? What are you going to do with 30 dollars?!?

roses are red violets are blue I lost my dog to typhoid it was an unfortunate case of bed luck

what do u call a newspaper boy on brake? your uncle because hes broke and struggling with income.

What did the barber say to Chewbacca? DAAAAAAYYYYUUUUMMMM!!!

Why do so many people troll on the internet? Because Hitler was awesome!

What's green and hangs from trees? Leafs

A bloke runs into the bank, says to the girl "Stick 'em up!" She says "Righty-o, matey" and sellotapes his bollocks to the ceiling.

Beans, beans the magical fruit. The more you smoke, the blacker your lungs get.

What's white, black, red, and flies? An airplane pilot with a battleaxe driven into his head

Why did Jimmy lay down? Because he was tired

What s the difference between a pigeon ?

I'm black and I will beat your children. (This is not an anti-joke)

What did Billy Mays eat for breakfast? nothing, he's dead.

Boy: what to hear a joke? girl: sure. Boy: woman rights.

What's blue and fluffy? Blue fluff. What's green and fluffy? Green fluff. What's red and fluffy? A kitten that got hit by a truck.

What? I didn't say anything. Yes you did.

What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye patch? Names.

How do you get a black guy to stop hanging around in your front yard? Hang him in the back yard.

Roses are blue Violets are red This isn't humor The Hell's wrong with you?

Why did a boy get slapped in the hand? A; because he had it in the persons face

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