- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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drugs sex and alchohole are yumme as AIDS

Knock knock. Who's there? Bob, your neighbor. Okay, come in.

Two men meet at an office. One man says "why the long face?" Then other man says "I just had plastic surgery."

Why can't penguins fly? Because their wings are adapted to swim and not to fly

A black guy, a white guy, and an Asian guy walk into a library. They were getting help from the Asian guy on their math homework.

Why couldn't timmy brush his hair? He had leukaemia

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was running away from KFC.

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Why does Santa live in the north pole? Because his spicy body fat keeps him warm.

What do Jay Williams, Lebron James, Candace Parker and Maya Moore have in common? They were all winners of the Morgan Wootten Player of the Year Award.

What's black and white and red all over? The Nazi Flag in WW II

How is a frog similar to a corn dog? They both have really long tongues, except for the corn dog

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Why did the airplane crash into the ocean? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

What do you call a black man on the moon?? Never going to happen

Why didn't the cat play with the ball of yarn? It was drowned in a toilet.

What do you do if a black man throws a gernade at you? You take the pin out, and throw it back.

What do you say to a black couple that just got married? Congratulations

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. Who the hell knows..?

Why did the white man buy a new pair of socks? His old ones has holes.

Why was 6 scared of me? cause i ate 9

Knock Knock Who's there Your serial killer

Why did the chicken cross the road? He actually planned to visit his family on the other side, but unfortunately he did not look both ways so was involved in a terrible car accident. His family now mourns their loss.

Fuzzy wuzzy was a bear, fuzzy wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy had no hair because he had cancer and died 3 weeks later.

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