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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was Billy unhappy? He was molested by a black guy.

What would Marylin Monroe be doing right now if she was alive? Clawing her way out of her coffin.

Why did little polly fall off her her roof? Because she saw a ice-cream van

Why was Timmy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face

Once ther was a happy little boy and he was just playing with his dinosaur when he was hit by the school bus that was supposed to take him to school. The End

If chuck Norris is so awesome how come he's not at my house slamming my face into the keybodhdtegdudgegdtdjaowpqhwvsmx vxbdnsksksh

how do u get the baby to stop choking? take ur dick out of its mouth!!!

what do kids take their lunch in to school. that depends if they buy lunch at school... otherwise they bring it in a lunchbox...

whats the difference between boyscouts and a jew? boyscouts come back from camp.

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Because it was in the oven because the farmer was cooking it for dinner.

i'm not random but cheese does get a bit purple if you leave it in your laptop then the battery dies and the sun expands and kills every dodo alive even though they're extinct but that not the point

A monkfish walks into a bar... The world blew up

What's a Democrat's favorite activity? Blaming Republicans for shit they didn't do.

"Knock Knock" "Who's There" "It's Dallas" "Dallas Who" James and Dallas's relashonship quickly deteriorated as Dallas realized he and James been best friends for 2 years and James doesn't even know his name.

A black man walks into a bar. The bartender says, "We don't serve you kind here." The black man says, "Is it because I'm black?" The bartender replies, "Yes."

What's black and hanging from the tree in my backyard? My black, tree-hugging friend.

What is the best part about having sex with tweny-six year olds. There are twenty of them. ap~pac

What did the kid with no legs get for Christmas? A Pogo Stick

A plane crashed. The pilot was some sort of food, like a loaf of bread or a salad. Neither of which can fly a plane or do much of anything-- like get a plane to move in the first place, let alone take off.

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What's grey and doesn't climb trees? A car park.

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What did the twin towers order from the pizzeria? Two large Plane

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