- Anti Joke

A woman woke up next to her husband that was already awake. She said "F*** you" and walked out of the house. On the other side of the world, a horse is giving birth to a chihuahua.

What did the lesbian say to the hot dog? "nice to MEAT you" get it the hot dog is made of meat!

Can we pretend that airplanes in the night sky are like shooting stars? No, we can't.

Roses Are Red , Violets Are Blue , Go Die .

How do you know when you're on the wrong side of the tracks? You don't. (Wyndellberg)

What did the robot say to the child? Nothing, the robot malfunctioned and strangled the child.

Who took the cookie from the cookie jar? Your mom

How does a cow does a cow do an evil laugh?

What' worse than random Holocaust jokes? The Holocaust

Mr. Krabs lives in bikini bottom (pinch pinch)

An old man walks into a grocery store, but doesn't come out. What happened? A plane crashed into the grocery store, killing everyone inside.

Whats red and bad for your teeth??? A brick!!!

what do you call a white man in a black neighborhood a minority

Why did the boy collect poop? Because it was it was his dogs shit.

Q: Have you ever seen Ray Charles wife? A: Nethier has he.

What did the wall say to the other wall? Nothing, walls are inanimate things therefore it cannot talk.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do u call a ginger man with no ears? What ever the hell u want Because he's deaf

What did the apple say to the orange? Nothing, fruit can't talk.

Yo mom as so dumb.... That she has a low IQ

You're so fake, Barbara Millicent Roberts is jealous of you.

You having friends.

Why couldn't the black man get out of jail? He couldn't post his bond.