There once was a man named Trevor. Trevor was walking casually through the forest one day. All of a sudden, a wolf leapt out from the trees. The wolf said, in a harsh voice, "Hey man! This is my patch". But then Trevor woke up and realised that his hallucinations were symptoms of a degenerative brain disease.

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"How do you put a giraffe into a refrigerator?" "Open the refrigerator, put in the giraffe, and close the door." "How do you put an elephant into a refrigerator?" "Open the refrigerator, take out the giraffe, put in the elephant and close the door." "The Lion King is hosting an animal conference. All the animals attend.... except one. Which one?" "The Elephant. The elephant is in the refrigerator." "There is a river you must cross but it is used by crocodiles, and you do not have a boat." "You jump into the river and swim across. Have you not been listening? All the crocodiles are attending the Animal Meeting."

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Roses are red Violets are blue Not all poems rhyme Penis

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What is white and can't climb trees? Toothpaste.

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what did batman say to robin to get him into the car? Get in the car

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Whats long, black, and fat? The line at KFC

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To run away from a fat emo girl with a knife

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Neither has he.

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What did the pirate say when his parrot died? Nothing. He was upset and didn't really feel like talking.

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Women are only good for two things... Being raped and being raped in the ass.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To save his soon to be butchered family.

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What did Larry do when little Billys baseball crashed through his window? He raped and murdered little Billy for Larry has raped and murdered many children.

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What do you call a cold chicken? A Raw Chicken.

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Why did Steve Jobs die? Because he had cancer

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How do you get four gay guys to sit on one barstool? It's quite difficult, it would be easier to just get 3 more barstools.

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What is the biggest killer in America? Death.

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Q: What's the difference between a Porsche and a pile of dead babies? A: I don't have a Porsche in my garage. But I don't have a pile of dead babies either. So, yeah.

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What did one wall say to the other? Nothing. Walls can't talk.

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WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

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A Jew,Spiderman and The Incredible Hulk all jump off the top of the Empire State Building,who hits the ground first? The Jew because the other two dont exist

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How many flies does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two but I don't know how they got in there.

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'How do you make a plumber cry? Buy him a belt for Christmas.

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A boy kills DEER & cooks it & doesn't tell friends what it is. He gives a clue "Its what my girlfriend calls Me!..

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Why was the boy crying? Because he had a frog stapled to his face

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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