- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. Which famous celebrity has had the most children over the last 10 years? A. Michael Jackson

Jack and Jill went up the hill to get some exercise. They were getting terribly overweight.

How many people does it take to make a fun party? Idk, that's why I asked you, you see I'm throwing a party and wantedto know how many people I should invite.

What did Rachel (the columbine girl) get for her birthday?? Nothing she's dead.

An Irishman, a Jew, an Asian, and a Priest all walk into a bar This is an example of a well-balanced community

Why did the boy stop working on a farm? His country became more economically developed.

Knock Knock Who's there? Gilbert Gilbert who? Goddamn it David just open the door

what did charlie sheen do when his ex wife insulted him? he horribly abused her

why did the turtle beat the rabbit ? because the rabbit eventually got shot

why was the boy crying over his dog, his cat, and his bird? Cuz i raped them Wat about his pet hamster? I threw it at a wall

A pretty funny pick-up line that probably doesn't work: "Hey, do you work at Little Caesar's? Because you're hot and I'm ready.

What is 6 1/2 inches when erected? My penis.

Two birds were sitting on a perch, one turned and said to the other, "Do you smell fish?"

I was going to tell a gay joke. But that would offensive

Why did the Indian have a hard time getting a hotel room? He didn't. He owned the hotel.

What do you call a baby girl that has grown up? A women

Larry The Cableguy....thats it.

hi penis ham telephone

So a girl says "I want to be a banana when I grow up". She's set unrealistic goals and her parents fear she may be autistic.

even a blind squirrel finds a nut every now and then. but has a high probability of getting hit by a car and slowly dying from crushed limbs

Why did the chicken cross the road? To run away from a fat emo girl with a knife

What do you call a fly without wings? A walk

What did the orphan get for christmas? Cancer.

Stop Iran! We need the money.

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