- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a bar and says "Ouch"

How does Helen Keller play the piano? With one hand.. She needs the other hand to sing.

What's the difference between a park bench and a black man? The bench can support a family!

How many feminists does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two. One to screw in the light bulb and one to suck my dick.

What did God say when he made his first black guy? Oh no I burned one! :)

What's slippery when wet? A wet slipper.

What Happens when you kill a dragon? Nothing, there not real.

Rebecca black walked into a bar. She was then escorted out because she is under-aged.

What's funny about Magic Johnson's T-Cell count? Nothing. He has AIDS, and it's a degenerative disease, that will eventually result in death. There's nothing funny about that.

What do you call a dog that acts like a cat, likes to pretend he's human, and whose name is "Moose"? A dog. His personality traits have no effect on the changing of his species.

99 bottles of beer on the wall, 99 bottles of beer, take one down pass it around, 98 bottles of beer on the wall. 10 minutes into the song one man succumbs to alcohol poisoning.

why did jimmy's mom fall off the cliff? i dont know.

What do you say to a black man in the morning? Good morning

whats funnier than womens rights? ottos weight

Whats funnier than a pile of dead babies nothing child abuse is not a funny matter.

What is the answer to life, universe and everything? Nothing.

Why can't jokes spit?

Teacher: Why didn't you do your homework? Student: My friends told me not to. Teacher: So if your friends tell you to go jump off a bridge, would you do it? Student: Well, it all depends on if I land on a fat kid. Like Chubb. Chubb: Yeah, I know, my eating habit, i-i-its a big problem. -Payden R.

If you listen to Justin Beiber all day long, what do you become? Very hungry and thirsty. And you need to go to the restroom.

what did the white man call a black man that was awarded the job he applied for? He stated the man was a hard worker and deserved the job. Then he walked up to the man with a smile and congraduated him. Then he went home and commited suicide after he concluded he didnt deserve to live.

Until further notice Penn State's take your child to work day has been canceled.

Why couldn't the pirate play poker? Poker is a tricky game - maybe he'd never been taught how to play.

Your momma's so ugly, she has endure self-esteem issues relating to her appearance that have plagued her since grade school.

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