- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the prosecuting attorney say to the defense attorney? I hate you.

What's blue, red, and full of metal? Timmy in his favorite blue sweater, after he got hit by a truck.

Hey diddle diddle, the cat and the fiddle, the cow jumped over the salamander, macaroni and cheese.

What did the blackman say to the whiteman???? Nothing! They both commintted suicide

How did leatherface cut a tree when he lost his chainsaw? He just asked a friendly neighbor to borrow him a axe

I was on Facebook today. Opened someones wall. Read "LIKE if you know someone that needs to be smacked in the face with a shovel." So I liked it and wrote my exboyfriend's name.......

whats worse than 9/11? not much haaaa

Caroline Kelly.

What you call it when 8 goes over 4? An improper fraction.

Yo mammas so fat she wears big clothes!

Whats a joke with no meaning? This one

What do you get if you cross an angle with an antelope? An anglelope.

how do you make lady gaga cry you poke here face then rape here.

here's my two cents worth! hands you two pennies , entire life savings

I may have Alzheimer's, but at least I don't have Alzheimer's.

Knock knock: Who's there: Woo: Woo Who: I knew you'd be glad to see me.

Q: what does a worm and a fish have in common? A: they are both a worm, apart from the fish

Yo momma is so fat that....actually she's quite fit and i'd love to take her out on a date.

Roses are grey Violets are grey I'm a dog

What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?

yo Dawg I heard you like dogs... So I sent yo ass to prison and got an NFL contract

What is worse then dying of testicular cancer? Living of testicular cancer and having one amputated?

Last night I had a lovely chicken burger I had no mayo left so had to make do with coleslaw but enjoyed it anyway.

What does NASCAR stand for? Non-athletic sport centered around rednecks.

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