- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where did my tractor go.

What would the funeral home do without a dead person? Wait until the next appiontment

how do you complete an exam. dont be kaizen.

Micheal jackson had half a pie, Fred had the other half of the pie, They both shared a pie.

Knock knock Who's there Your Mother Come in

What do you say to a disabled man in a lift? Have a nice day.

Knock Knock Who's There? Steve Steve who? Your friend Steve, you called and told me to come over. Oh, come in.

Mary had a little lamb Little lamb Mary had a little lamb That Mary wanted to blow Because Mary was into beastiality

Why do deer have horns? Because god made them that way.

What's the difference between a dead baby and a Ferrari ? I don't have a Ferrari in my basement.

A man walked into a bar making it immediately apparent that he had no future in competitive limbo.

What did grandma get little Benjamin for Christmas? Nothing, she died last year

- I was at my house last night - I was at your MOM'S house last night... I'm her neighbor, she was having trouble with her plumbing and I thought i should help out

Two elves walk into a bar. The hobbit laughs and walks under it.

Roses are red Grass is green Get in the van If you know what I mean

A man says to his wife, "Honey, sex just hasn't been the same lately." "That's probably because of my yeast infection," replies his wife.

Jim: Why did the chicken cross the road? Bill: Why? Jim: To get to the other side! Bill: I don't get it Jim: It's an anti-joke, because you expect a punchline but there is no punchline, you get it? Bill: Hold on, let me tickle myself.......oh okay now I get it hahahahaha!

What did Santa say to his elf? Nothing. Santa isn't real. Elves aren't either for that matter.

it was all Tagart

What do you call two blacks on a bike? Two good friends having a good time.

Friends are like trees. They fall when hit multiple times with an axe.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, It's not my fault, I found you in a zoo!

How do you poop without it splashing? clench clench, release, clench clench, release, clench, release, clench, release.

What's worse than walking into a door by accident? Finding out that your mother molestors children.

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