- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a cow with no legs A cow with no legs.

my penis

Who is buried in Grant's Tomb? DeShawn

Q: What do you call an anti-joke? A: An anti-joke

Morning wood.

what do you give a little girl with no arms no legs and who lives in a orfanidge for christmas?.................................... nothing because no parent wants a freak kid

knock knock whos there i have Alzheimer's I have Alzheimer's who Cream cheese

When life gives you lemons, you probably just found lemons.

Yo' mamma's so poor she's homeless and dying of starvation.

How many mice does it take to screw in a light bulb? None. Mice don't have the strength required to do that.

You know what would be funny? If the Incredible Hulk asked Spiderman to change his diaper.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a registered sex offender.

what has 52 teeth and holds back a monster? my zipper

If a brick said "hi" what you reply with? Nothing. You can't reply to something that doesn't speak.

Why was the dog barking? Because I lit him on fire.

Two babies are playing in a sand box.. They both start crying because they get sand in their eyes

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How many Italians does it take to change a light bulb....... 1

why didn't the chicken cross the road ? because half way acroos he got hit by a car and the animal heath care had to take him away and put him down

What do you get when you put your dick in a potato? A guy who is into creepy sex

How do you piss off a moose? You throw popcorn at it

What did the blondes left leg say to her right leg? Nothing they haven't met yet.

Two chemist walk into a bar. The Bartender ask them what they want. The first chemist says he wants H20. The second chemist laughs and says he wants H20 too. Then he dies.

What's brown and red? I lied about the red, it's dirt.

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