- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the best part about having sex with twenty four year olds? There's twenty of them.

Q: What's the answer to this question? A: The question to this answer.

why did stuart buy an ipad from the mall. because he wanted an ipad

Why was the baby flying? Because it's face was stapled to the propeller of a helicopter.

A man arrives at his work late, his boss says "why are you late?" Then man replys "...................." he was dead.

Knock knock! Who's there? Wristwatch! Wristwatch who? Orange ya glad I didn't say banana

Q: What did the fish say when it swam into a concrete wall? A: Fish don't have vocal cords that allow them to speak in a way discernable by humans, and if they did, it would just sound garbled and bubbly due to their being underwater.

What did the boy skip rocks with? -A rock

What do you get if you cross a river with a cat? Wet.

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage.

How come Susie fell off of the swing? -because I hit her with an axe

What is the worst joke ever? This one.

What do Chinese kids have that African kids dont? Chinese citizenship and at least one Chinese parent.

What happened to George's pet rock? It ran away.

what did batman say to robin to get him into the car? Get in the car

Whats the difference between Osama and Obama? The S is replaced with a B.

i hate non minorities!

Whenever someone asks you why you're sad, always remember this simple answer so that people won't keep asking you more questions: "Because Hitler died"

person 1: hey! guess what? person 2: what? person 1: i once saw a brown polar bear

What's worse than someone who isn't racist? A racist.

Best reaction to Anti-humor joke me: whats green and has wheels Friend: idk Me: Grass i lied about the wheels Friend:wow dick

What is a black guys favourite thing to eat? Food.

What's smaller then a midget? A baby midget.

what do you call a kid with no arms and an eye patch names

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