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What starts with P and ends with ORN? Popcorn! What starts with F and ends with UCK? Firetruck! What starts with S and ends with EX? Spandex!

A bison trots into a bar. The bartender says, "My pee makes bubbles in the toilet." Amazed by the urination fact, the bison explodes.

Weaner

How do you get your dog to stop peeing on the floor? SHOOT IT!!!

how many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? one

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the food supply was scarce

Why did the Olympic gold-medalist lose his faith in God? Because he began to feel that the the reasoning that most religions were based on was fairly spurious.

Why did the bartender leave the bar? He worked really long hours and finally needed some time to sleep.

whats hard long and you put it in your mouth everyday a toothbrush

How do you stop a black person from drowning?.. Take your foot off his head

What has got 56 eyes, 1 leg and 3 arms ? I don't know but that's right behind you.

Why would a dog sniff another dog's butt hole? Because that is what they do.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. What did the mom say to the boy scout? A. He wouldn't be a happy camper.

Roses Are Red , Violets Are Blue , Go Die .

Tunechi

Dane Cook makes a joke.

What did the one Brick say to the other Brick? We have the same name.

Why did the short man fall down the stairs? He got shot in the face with an assault rifle.

Kade was sad. He had finally got a girlfriend when he realized he actually liked men.

How do you make a mime talk? There are many ways. I prefer a baseball bat with a nail through it.

why cant fat people walk because they are fat

What did the boy in the striped pajamas get for Christmas? A shower.

Manchester City

What happened when the boy fell off of the bridge? He died