- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the kid fall off the bike? Because he was paraplegic.

What does the homosexual arab who plays football who has a best friend called Dave enjoy doing? Playing football.

A horse goes to the mall and when he is in the checkout line there is a man at the cash register the man at the cash register says "Why the long face?" and the horse replies "hey buddy, watch it!!!!!!!"

What's the difference between an ostridge? It can neither fly.

what's hotter than my cousin's girlfriend? I don't know. she's remarkably hot. like, one of the hottest people I personally know.

Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and ferrari? I dont have a ferrari in my garage!

Q. What happened to the girl who locked her keys in her car? A. I raped her.

Q) What's worse than getting a parking ticket? A) The Black Death

Why did the christian go into the church? To pray.

joe paterno doesn't walk into a police station

ROSES ARE RED VIOLETS ARE BLUE I LIKE TITS TITS

Why was the black man running? Because he was playing capture the flag.

Why did the monkey cross the road? Because he saw the chicken do it.

What's blue and rhymes purple? Get Out

What is an offensive way to refer to black people from the time of the Flint Stones? Niggers

What do Helen Keller and Beethoven have in common? They both died wondering what the hell their last words were.

What's worse than The Holocaust? Nothing, The Holocaust was a dark and scary time.

how many jews fit in an oven? none, its illegal to put a person in an oven....

a man walk into a bakery, he sais... may i have a loaf of bread....

Its behind you like if you looked behind

Three men went out for a night on the town, one had too much to drink and was forced to take a cab home.

Why was the man so fat? Because he is in a wheel chair and can't exercise.

Why do you never want to party with Lindsay Lohan? Because she's a drug abuser and a terrible influence.

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