- Anti Joke

Your momma's so fat: She fears a lower life expectancy and consequently not seeing her grandchildren grow up.

Which came first, the chicken or the egg? Neither, many scientists believe that the first living organisms on Earth were single-celled, prokaryotic bacteria.

What's worse than 10 babies in a trashcan? One baby in 10 trashcans.

Two men fought over a bag of peanuts. The peanuts won.

Q: What do they call watermelons in Indiana A:watermelons

What happens when you cross a Labrador and a Poodle. A species of dog that has been cross bred.

Your dad is so hairy, that he shaves to look more cleanly.

Who wants water? I do.

What do you call a shoe with milk in it? Shoe

Why did timmy fall off his bike? Someone threw a fridge at hm

What did the little boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

why did sally fall off the swing cause she had no arms knock knock who's there? not sally

What did the black man get for Christmas? A felony conviction.

Knock Knock Who's There Lettuce Lettuce who? Lettuce down the street building his new garage

Today if my birthday, and I got given the Anti Joke Book! Happiness!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How can you tell if an elepant has been in your refrigerator? It has been destroyed.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilate was a loaf of bread.

Why couldn't the child go to the park? He was a registered sex offender.

Roses are blue Violets are red I got this backwards Carpets are nice

What's worse than Jedward? Nothing. They are really and truly awful.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. That's what she said

Last year my wife ran away with my best friend. I really miss him.

An Irishman walked into a pub.... He never left.

Yo mamma's so fat, that she weighs alot.