- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q:What's black and white and red all over? A: An interracial couple in a car crash.

Pete and Repeat were on a boat. Pete fell off. Who was left? Nobody because Repeat is a good friend and he went in after Pete.

What did one cow say to the other cow? Moo

Q: Why did the Westboro Baptist Church picket the gay marine’s funeral? A: Homosexuals are a plague sent by Satan to destroy the fabric of America.

what do you call a black guy under water? A Scuba Diver

What did Helen Keller do at a concert? Sit.

Where did sally go during the bombing? Everywhere.

what is big and can make things come out? a gun

How many Druggies does it take to make toast. One.

What is the leading cause of death? - Dying.

Friends are like balloons When you stab them they die.

Mommy, why did daddy leave? Because you touch yourself at night sweetie.

how do people without arms and legs have sex? no one has sex with people without arms and legs.

I went to school. Then I came home.

What did the mother do when she find out her daughter left for the party? Nothing. She realized her daughter was old enough to make mature descions.

You know what's funny? You got AIDs

Knock, Knock. Lol jk, we all know knock knock jokes fricken suck.

A handless Asian boy was riding his bike through the park with some friends. One of his friends puts his arms in the air and yells "Look! No hands!" The handless boy rides his bike home, crying and thinking about how one day he would like to say, "Look! No hands!" without people getting nauseous.

What's the difference between a dead baby and a tire iron? I've never forcibly expelled three tire irons from my vagina.

A: What's that on your shoulder? B: A birthmark. A: How long have you had it? B: Don't know.

One night a policewoman pulls over a drunk driver. She politely asks him to step out of his car. He willingly does so. She says, "Anything you say can and will be Held against you." He replies "BREASTS."

Knock knock. ... Knock knock. ... Knock knock. ... The FedEx man leaves, realizing that no one was home, and continues on with his job.

When life gives you lemons You've got some lemons.

whats similar between a chicken and an alligator they both gobble except for they alligator

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