How do rocket scientists exchange greetings? They say "hi"

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what happened when 3 had sex with 4? nothing numbers are not capable of sexual intercourse

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Why did the man eat the turnip greens? Because he was morbidly obese, and needed to maintain a proper diet.

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Q:Why is the WMBA so unsuccessful? A:Barely anyone watches it

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What did the nerd say to the cheerleader? Wouldn't you like to know? Mind your own business.

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What did the man with no head say to the women?

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Roses are red, my name is Dave, this poem makes no sense, microwave

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Why did t chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock, knock. Who's there? The chicken

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What do you call the offspring of a gerbil and a hamster? Whatever you want.

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where did you get those clothes? at the toilet store.

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"Knock Knock" "Come in"

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? I hit her with a shovel.

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roses are red, violets are blue, if you want to success, stop being a mess..

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An asian and a black guy walked into a bar. An ambulance rushed to their aid as they were in great pain and had a slight chance of becoming paraplegic.

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What happens when you take a break from reality? Nothing, it's impossible, unless you live in a virtual world.

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What do you call two gays with small dicks? Trace and Jacob

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Oh please! Come on! Those that got to us where mostly Russians remember? And what where my parents? (if you do not know you might have guessed it by now) I found a guy that looked about the same as me, messed him up and put my jacket on him, I do not die that easily. Anyway, id explain more, but I have been without these fucking painkillers so long that I am talking trash on this stupid site again... Seriously the pain I am used to, but this addiction on painkillers is a bitch... (shedog if censor got a hold on it) But it turns out I cant sleep without them, sleep just does not come anymore, so Ill go get some now. Who are you by the way? I am Nero7, Aka Axel Knight.

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Whats the differnce between love and herpies Herpies last forever

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Q - What's the difference between a sack of dead babies and a trampoline? A - I take my shoes off when I jump on a trampoline.

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Jesus can can WALK on WATER, but Chuck Norris can SWIM in it.

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Why did the muffin not eat the other muffin. Because muffins do not have a digestive system.

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For every person with a broken heart, there is another person out there with a stapler <3 And that person really needs to staple their math papers together so they can turn them in.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Rapist :(

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How many Jews can you fit in a car? 10. 3 in back, 2 up front and the rest in the ash tray.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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