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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the penis say to the vagina? SMACK SMACK SMACK

How do you get a baby out of the blender? Pour it

What is the difference between being a serial killer and a doctor? I'm not a doctor.

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to your house..... knock knock! whos there? THE CHICKEN!!

who do we all like george goodburn

It's likely that very few people will read this.

What do you call 5 white guys sitting on a bench? An effect of an overcrowded theme park

Q: Why did'n the dirty man jump into the shower? A: Because he spotted the potential danger to jump into a slippery shower and proceeded with caution.

roses are dead violets are gross guess what i'm in your closet

Why did the little girl fall of the swing? Because she had no arms.

What has eyes but can not see, and rolls everywhere it goes? A man who fought for your freedom and lost both his eyesight and legs in doing so. Have some respect.

why was six afraid of seven? Because seven brutally murdered six's family

why did radio not get the song? beacause he radio didnt work.

Why did Alice cross the road? Because she wasn't funny. At all. So the people on the other side of the road asked her to do so.

What is the difference between a white gut and a black guy? The level of melanin in their skin.

Mitt Romney is in the mormon mafia has magic underpants and invented Obama Care but he still lost to a Black guy Who is a fine president.

What's black and white and read all over? Michael Jackson bleeding, I spelled " red" wrong

Hi! This is Ms.McGruder you two boys in my office at 3:00 p.m. today

I'm Stephen Hawking, and I'm a PC.

what happens when an Indian walks into a bar? they realize they found there way home

Why did little tomas cry? Because he got raped by his uncle

It was a chilly saturday afternoon coles's brother asked cole to baby sit cole said yes and when his brother left cole proceeded to give it to his niece in the ass. Little did cole know he said his little niece on fire that was the end of his little nieces life.

How do you fit 10,000,000 jews inside a car? It's not physically possible as no car can carry that many people.

Who's dumb and retarted. A person that is dumb and retarted.

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