Q: what did the grandmother give to her grandson. A: a lightbulb

Person 1 - Have you heard about the movie about constipation? Person 2 - No. Person 1 - It hasn't come out yet

What's worst then a road kill? Multiple road kils.

What do the world and jelly beans have in common? Nothing.

Q: Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants? A: Because he had bladder control problems and feared he may ruin the first pair.

Whats brown and rhyme's with "Snoop?" Dr. Dre

Your mom's so fat, she's is bigger than the average person.

Terraria

What do an elephant and a can of soup have in common? They both can't ride a bike

What's long and blackand goes all night? night time

Q: What do you call a black man's car being egged? A: A Hate Crime

What did the baby get for his birthday? An Abortion.

MURRRY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

What's worse than r-a-p-e? Gang r-a-p-e.

A duck walks into a bar. The bartender asks the duck "What'll it be?" The duck doesn't respond because it's a duck and it can't talk.

How many licks does it take to got to the Tootsie Roll center of a Tootsie Pop? 357

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Day turn night. Dreaming is now true . Turn on your flashlight, slenderman is behind you.

Did you hear about the guy who lost his whole left side??? Yeah he's all right now!!!

What do elephants and grapes have in common? They are both purple arpart from the elephant, which is grey. I lied about it being purple

What is Rebecca Blacks favorite resurant? T.G.I Fridays...

a man was hired for a job. he made a lot of money and was able to support his family.

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She doesn't have arms. Knock, knock, Who's there? Not Sarah.

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second koala fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first one. Why did the third koala fall out of the tree? Peer pressure!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

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