- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did suzy get in the car? She wanted to go somewhere.

rodents are bed violents are glue i have lysdexia and short attention spa

Q: What did the black kid get for Chirstmas? A: Your bike

Whats the difference between a black man and a white man? Their skin color

Her doctor told her that if she didn't start watching her cholesterol she might suffer from heart related illness in the near future.

Why did the black guy not tip his pizza driver? Because he didn't order pizza.

Roses are red, Violets are glorious, Don't try to surprise Oscar Pistorius!

I am green. You are blue. Jokes are infinite. This is too.

Wanna hear a joke? no

Why did the man leave anti-joke.com? Because he realized that it was time for dinner and the ham was burning.

I'm currently on a seafood diet That is, I only eat seafood.

Daniel G. Likes to perve on the boys in the locker room. Change quick guys!

What did the man say when he saw a tornado coming his way? "Oh my god, that's a tornado. I better get out of its way so I don't get injured.

— Knock knock. — Who's there? — Funny. — Funny who? — A funny joke.

I popped my head over my sexy neighbour's fence today to see her lying in her bikini. "Wow, you're gorgeous!" I burst out, "I hope you know how to do CPR." "Why?" she asked with a giggle, "Because I've taken your breath away?" "No," I replied. "I've just run your son over out front."

"Knock Knock." "Who's there?" "I am." "Okay, come in."

Why did Suzie fall of the swing? Because Suzie was a cucumber.

Please don't shoot me

Once there was this duck. he was the best dentist in the world...

Q: How do you make a baby float. A: Put it in a blender and add ice cream.

The one under this is a fake. i wrote the real one

How many Black People does it take to change a lightbulb? One. Changing a lightbulb is a very simple task.

Your mums a potato

Man hears son masturbating in room. The dad enters the room and tells him "Son if you keep jacking off you will go blind". The boy replies "Dad I"m over here".

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