- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's black, white, and red all over?? A penguin that just got hit by a truck and is now struggling to live.

A white guy and a black guy are sitting in a bar. The white guy apologizes to the black guy for the hundreds of years of slavery endured by his people.

How did john walk on the sun? We don't know, he probably burned to death before getting close.

What did the little boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas?? Nobody knows because he had no arms, therefore he could not open any presents.

Why did I call 87 yr old Jamie McMeanBully a douche bag? Because he's sterile

Why couldn't Jimmy eat his food? Because I threw a microwave at him

Jesus, Mohammed, and Moses all walk into a bar. They sit down at a table and glare at each other before turning to watch the baseball game. They support opposing teams.

Why did the girl cry? She got hit by a bus.

BAr intO a wAlks… sorry I wrote that joke after walking out of a bar.

Rebecca Black just died, she walked into a stadium and was overwhelmed by the amount of seating choices.

Why did the teacher give the little boy a golden star? He was a Jew and it was in Germany during the 1940's

Hey are you from tennessee? Because I recognize your accent and I grew up there also.

What come after 69? Time for you to get a watch

What did the little boy with no arms and legs get for his birthday? A baseball, bat, and a glove.

"Lets begin, tell me about yourself," "ok, well first I'm a open book and..." "ok next" "why?" "I fucking hate books!"

Why did the rooster cross the road? Because he wanted to prove he wasn't a chicken.

What do you call 20 Investment Bankers buried to their necks in sand? A team building exercise at the beach sponsored by an Investment Bank.

A baby seal walks into a club.

Is your refrigerator running? Yes Good. Enjoy your cold drinks.

Why did the father smash his sons head into the dentist's building? Because he had a locker in his mouth. Also, equestrian.

Roses are black violets are black I can't hear anything I'm Helen Keller .

Why did Harry Potter go to meet Professor Lupin? --Because he wanted to practice casting his Patronus

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