- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the black girls wear fancy clothes to the mall? Public nudity is considered a crime in many parts of the world. It would be advisable to wear clothes in public areas, so as to avoid being arrested.

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do you know what Noah didn't bring on his arc? unicorns

A Native American walks into a casino. He wants to invest a protion of his earnings from his fortune 500 company into it because he believes it to be a profitable venture.

rabbits running in my bathroom!

Your momma's so fat, diet and exercise would probably save her life!

The Dark knight rises................. From the place he was before he rose.

The guy told a funny joke. Why wasn't the other guy laughing? Because he was having a heart attack

A boy and a girl are each granted a wish Girl: I want us to be lovers until the end of the world Boy: I want the world to end

It's not that hard to be Dyslexic. You just have to accept it nad ovem no.

What is a mean thing to say to Stephen Hawking? Please take a seat.

What's brown and sticky A stick

Why were the parents sad? Because their son had a frog stapled to his face and was trying to eat his ice cream on a swing, but he had no arms so he dropped his ice cream into the street and he chased after his ice cream and got hit by a bus

How many blondes does it take to screw a lightbulb? There's too little information to come up with a reasonable answer.

A horse walks into a bar and the barman asks: "why the long face?" The horse, being a horse and thus being incapable of comprehending the complexities of conversation said nothing, and shit all over the floor.

Mugger: Give me all your money. Victim: No. Mugger: Okay. (Moves on to find his next victim)

John: Knock knock Jack: Who's there? John: Whale Jack: I don't know a Whale, go away. John violently rips off Jack's cock in becaus he's sick of his shit.

What do you call a blue bucket? A blue bucket. What do you call a red bucket? A blue bucket in disguise.

Why did Sally have a headache? She had a Brian tumor the size of an eggplant.

knock knock whos there boo boo who? stop crying its only me! its not you, my mom has cancer, my dad was killed in a car accident, my pregnant wife has been murdered, and my uncle touches me.

Showcasing you? Really? I am tired too, yeah its daytime here as well, sleep well then. Hey, by the way, when you where like posting a lot of weird comments, where you trying to impress me?

What did the kid with no legs get for Christmas ? A treadmill

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse becomes depressed. He didn't ask to look like this. He drinks himself into a stupor, and then crashes into another car on the highway on the way home, killing a family of five. The horse is now in jail for life.

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