Why did the Democrat cross the road? Because the glorious leader ordered it for all minions

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why do chairs recline Because they were built that way!!!!

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why do people take pictures in the bathroom? because they just got done taking a crap and they wanna see if they lost weight.

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1)Roses are red... 2)5 black men... 3)dead babies walk into a large crowded bar before dissolving into oblivion at the literary incongruency 4)of the whole situation.... 5)yes chicken got to the other side BEFORE me #)stupid chicken (aka duck rose man help....)

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How many Polacks does it take to screw in a light-bulb? One. A person's ethnicity or country of origin, or religion for that matter, would have no bearing on one's ability to perform the relatively simple task of installing a light-bulb. Furthermore, there is no reason to use the negative slur 'polack' when referring to a person of Polish descent.

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Of course, you have always found more joy in seeing others happy, that pursuing your own happiness.

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What did the doctor say to the other doctor? Nothing. I killed them both with a fire axe and proceeded to kill all the patients in the hospital.

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Why was David enjoying his cream of mushroom soup? Because David had spent the last 17 days eating flouescent light fix-ins.

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Who is Jim Wonderbread? A whorrible person

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Boy: Why'd the chicken cross the road Mom: I don't know go ask the chicken

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who's a knob,a liar, and systematically ruining a once well-run family football club by employing crooks , buying footballers who are well-passed there sell-out date and getting the team relegated ? steve kean not laughing ? nor are 23 ,000 others

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What do you call a person who kills a black? A black man

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whats worse than finding ten dead babies in one recycling bin finding ten dead babies in one trashcan ---sticksack

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Why didn't Jimmy do well at school? Because he was recently in a car accident, which severely damaged his brain, making it difficult for him to learn things, because of his severely damaged brain, which he got in a car accident, which he was recently involved in.

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How do you beat a black in sports. "shot him when the game starts"

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a dog jumping up and catching a frisbi

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Guess what?..... I once saw a black man who had a job that wasnt on work release........

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How do you stop a black kid from hanging around in your back yard? Hang him in the front yard.

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A fake pizza delivery guy goes to a party and tries to deliver DiGornios pizza in another companys pizza box. The party host calls the police and the guy gets charged for stealing another companys uniform and impersonating a pizza palace worker. He had to return the uniform.

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What do you call an asian women running for president? A candidate.

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Hi my names Sarah and I love baby's. I don't think I could eat a whole one though

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Q.What is black and white and red (read) all over? A. A penguin in a blender.

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why was the girl unhappy? because she was stapled to a shark.

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why is 6 scared of 7? because 7 eight 9

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