KNOCK! KNOCK! who knocks like that? all my friends break the door down...oh alright then ill answer i guess WHO IS IT? THE REAPER oh s*** dude! [panic face] NO ONES HOME? "In other news tonight, 2 local men found murdered in their living rooms, after looking up common joke style called antee joke. Police say the door was smashed in an obvious sign of forced entry. They seem to have just mysteriously had sudden heart attacks and fainted. heh heh...hey nancy....why did the chicken cross the road? [=< heh heh" "y" "because he thouroughly enjoyed darting out into traffic" "HAHAHAHAHAHAHA *GASP!* X.x dead face "NANCY! NANCY!.....well in other OTHER news ive just murdered nancy, and thats no joke." *runs*

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Why did the blonde stay in the five-star hotel? She had enough money.

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Q: How many Jews does it take to fix a light bulb? A: 2, one to hold the light bulb and the other to turn the ladder

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A Priest, a Rabbi and a Shaman walk into a bar. The Bartender looks at them and says "What is this a Joke?"

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Two guys were Arguing. (A & B) A. You suck B. If i suck then you choke. A. The only way id choke is if i smelled your stank ass breathe. B. The only way id have stank ass breathe is if i was liking your moms vagina A. The only way my mom's pussy would stank is if you were liking it. B. The only way id be liking your moms pussy is if it were a dick.... Both stare at each other... and walk off awkwardly

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What did the boy with no arms and legs get for his birthday? Nothing, he doesn't have the ability to open a present.

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Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue If Beauty Exits ... The Heck Are You?

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Why did the elderly lady cross the road? Because an atomic bomb was exploding behind her

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Roses are red Violets are T I T S I like T I T S T I T S

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A jew, a homosexuel and a black guy are on a plane. It crashes and they all die in horrible circumstances.

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What do you call a black person flying an airplane? The pilot.

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What's more funny than an anti-joke? A joke.

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Knock Knock The guy opens the door

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A Jew walked into a bar and his cat died of aids

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, why the long face. The horse replies, neigh.

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trump and hillary are both stranded on an island, who survives? america

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How can you confirm that Saturday comes after friday, and that Sunday comes after Saturday? consult Rebecca Black.

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For Chuck Norris every street is one way his way.

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Man: Hey honey! you look mighty fine today! Want to go play some lax? Woman: I'd love to! Thanks babe! Man: Just kidding you are a woman.

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your no better than a cockroach

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What's red and weighs a metric ton? An apple, my scale wasn't calibrated

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Why was the ghast from minecraft crying? His family died

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We spent trillions of tax payer's money on the death of 1 man... wait that's not funny...

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Opinions are like assholes. I'm not sure how they are alike, but that seems to be the general consensus.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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