homosexual rights to marriage

how do you kill a blonde with a pistol Put the clip in and shoot her

Teacher: What is 1+1? Student: 2 Teacher: Next time raise your hand before answering a question.

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Q: Whats the difference between a lamborghini and a pile of dead babies? A: I don't have a lamborghini in my garage.

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How did freedom die in Europe? It was shot in the chest with a rifle.

What's black and hangs from my tree? A black man. I am a racist.

Q: Do you know how to save a black man from drowning? A: No. GOOD!

Naw, not now, I don't want to be assimilated, I am a bit of a wuss right now, really tired.

I'm Stephen Hawking, and I'm a PC.

- Knock knock - Who's th.....AIDS

What did the cow say to the chicken? - Muuuuhhhhhhhhh!

What's up? Your time.

Did you hear the one about the broken pencil? Never mind, it's pointless

Knock, knock. Come in.

What's weird about four black men in a toilet? No one got shot.

What did the lawyer name his daughter. he couldnt because both the baby and his wife died in child birth.

Why isn't Pluto a planet? Because it mutilated my dog

Why couldn't the chicken cross the road? it has no legs.

what do you call 20 black people under the ocean? a tragic boating accident

What do you call a orphan with no arms or legs in the middle of the ocean? Scrood

Hey i just raped you and this is crazy so delete my number and keep the baby

Knock knock Whos there Your Ma Your Ma who Your ma's in jail!!!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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