What did the towel say to the other towel? Nothing, there was no topic of conversation.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? I've lost my tractor!

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Guys are like a sax. If no sound comes out, you're probably not blowing hard enough.

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What did the kid with no arms and legs get for Christmas? A: Cancer

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What's green and runs through the forest? - A pack of cucumbers. What's wrong with that? - Cucumbers aren't pack animals.

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Take part of what?

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Why do women live longer? Because they work weaker.

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What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist

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Why couldn't little Billy fall asleep. Because Billy didn't have any counting skills to be able to coins sheep

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roses are blue violets are blue everything is blue I'm sad now

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a man jumps of a cliff and ..... hits the ground

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, So what is the colour violet for?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? he has an iq of 5 like all chickens

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Why did Lindsay Lohan talk to her car? Because she's insane

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Q: What's not funny and has three wheels? A: The Holocaust, I lied about the wheels and not being funny.

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Q: What do you call a girl with no arms or legs, is blind, has no parents, has cancer, and is dyslexic? A: Suzie

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Math Problem: John has 32 candy bars. He eats 28 of them. What does he have now? Diabetes. John has diabetes.

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Q:What happens when you mix Justin Bieber with a women? A: Well, since is a very highly impossible circumstance, I have no need to give a name for this.

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shirt and blue, i call this one snow white, to score and seven years a jo, six samurai kageki, coral, 50 piece, specific frame, whats with that one, amy, hoption, smell my butt, smell my balls, smell my fart, smell my poop, urgay

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If your reading this you will realize that this sentence means nothing and I have just taken 5 seconds of your life that you'll never get back.

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I'm not one to tell gay jokes So I won't

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Last Christmas I gave you my heart But the very next day Your body rejected it and you went into cardiac arrest, we both died

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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Roses are Red Violets or Red Trees are Red HOLY SH*T MY GARDEN'S ON FIRE!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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