- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why does Charlie Sheen do cocaine? Because his father was a poor role model and he's an unstable celebrity.

I once saw a small Italian man wearing trainers with a smart suit. He looked like an idiot, but I considered the option that he may not have had any money left after buying the suit to buy shoes. Exercising diplomacy, I left him be and enjoyed a nice meal with he and his trainers.

whats worse than drinking bad milk? tea bagging a bear trap

Why was the man foolish for buying a new lamp? Because he lived in a small shack with no electricity and was probably going to die soon.

Want to hear a scary story?' I was droppin a two ball and the monster walked in

What do the duck and elephant have in common?? Nothing, they are completely different species.

What did one fetus say to they other fetus? Nothing they were aborted.

What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? "We are both lawyers."

why is this joke funny because your laughing

Why did tigger look in the toilet? Because he is being treated in a mental institution and eats his own fecal matter.

Knock Knock Who's there? ........

What happens when you put a white shirt in the red see on a blue moon? It gets wet.

How did the little boy fall over? He was tripped up by his alcoholic father.

What benefits came from the September 11th attacks? None. It was one of the most horrific tragedies in American History

What do you call a man with a spade in his head? Dead.

What do you call a Black guy who flies planes? A pilot

Nothing exceedingly odd happened at a bar

how did the bus fall outa the tree it got hit by a hellicopter how did the boy fall outa the tree he was attached to the bus how did the chicken fall outa the tree it fell off the branch

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was a terrorist.

Why did the cop pull over a black guy? The man was breaking the law by going 82 mph in a 70 mph zone, which resulted in a 100 doller fine. Oh and the cop was a racist.

What's the difference between a baby and a trampoline? I take off my shoes when I jump on a trampoline

How do you keep black people from your Kool-aid? How? You put it in a safe-deposit box.

Whose your daddy? Not me

What's the difference between a pizza and a Jew? A pizza doesn't scream when you put it in the oven.

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