A young man walks into a bar. A complicated chain of events leads to him marrying the owner's second cousin's half-niece-in-law.

What did the girl say when she was getting raped? "Stop, you're hurting me."

What did the Germans cook in their giant oven made for cooking jews? Jews.

Roses are blue Violets are unicorns This doesn't make sense Refrigerator

A priest and a rabbi attempt to take a whale to a bar. But due to the enormous size and the need for water, the whale couldnt come.

What do you call a black man running faster than a white man? Usain Bolt

i have a story to tell u!!! oh s*** i forgot!

A cow went into a meadow and ate some grass. Some time later he wandered off.

I'm not racist. Racism is a crime, and crime is for black people.

Why did the Muslim suicide bomber commit suicide? He was nervous and didn't think he could hijack a plane.

What do you call the Doctor who graduated at the bottom of his class? Doctor.

I'm not one to tell gay jokes So I won't

Stop making 9/11 jokes their just plane unfunny

What's worse than a worm in your apple? A Holocaust in your apple.

how do you save a baby from drowning? Take your foot off the back of its head.

Roses are red, violets are blue, my life didn't start, until I met you! :) Megan _____

Advertiser: Charlies Tax---------- Advertiser: OMG, who are you... Pedobear: Hello kids, come in my taxi(Van) :D

What did the little kid say to the stranger? Nothing. He was taught not to talk to strangers.

-What's funnier than a dog with no legs? -The movie Dumb and Dumber, in my opinion.

Why is Coldplay really big in Japan? They're tall guys.

What's worse than getting a apple and finding a worm in it. Getting hit in the face with a meteorite.

Why did the pedophile skip breakfast? He said that he would grab a little something on the way to work...

What do you call a moose with a 12 gauge shotgun bullet through it's head? Open Season

Man, It's so hot in here that the horses name is friday.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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