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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a bar. The force of the impact causes serious head trauma and kills him within a matter of minutes.

Why did the old man lose his cane? He didnt. He had alzheimers

What did the faggot say? Nothing, he shot himself due to high school bullying and rejecting parents.

What's red and smells like green paint? Red Paint

What do you tell your chicken when it is it's birthday. Nothing, because he wouldn't understand you.

Every circle of friends has a "crazy one". If you can't figure out who the "crazy one" in your group is... Try harder. Either that or you are a terrible judge of character.

you know your just like my pinkie toe........eventually i am going to bang you on a table

Q: A giraffe fell in a hole and died. Which was taller the Lion or Giraffe? A: The Giraffe was before it died

Naturally us at the order of exile, the ones that learn and teach the ways of Nero do not exist. Soon neither will those that speak against us. - Azure Dragon

A hipster walks into a bar you've never heard of...

Why did the boy eat the chips? Because he was hungry

"To tea to to to" -- russian tourist, asking for two tea to room 22. (DOKA)

This one time, at band camp, I played the trumpet.

A girl asks a Croatian bartender for a beer, the bartender replies, 'There is no beer in this bar.'

How do you turn a dishwasher into a snowblower? Give her a shovel

1 tip for a flat belly so eating so much u fat bitch

Yo mama is so fat, she needs to get serious about her diet, or else she might die of some sort of weight related issue.

What did Superman get for Christmas. Nothing as he likes to stay detached from society.

Whos worse than Akise Teague. Mike Vick

What's worse than a worm in your apple That one time I rapped and killed your mom, oh and happy birthday prick

Three men are facing a firing squad. They are all promptly executed. Even if they were to escape by distracting the executioners, they would no doubt be shot down before they could get for.

Why do black people like chicken? Because it's tasty, nutritious and easy to cook.

Q. Why was the little boy sad? A. He had a frog stapled to his face.

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom? The Pterodactyl species became extinct 65 million years ago, and thus if you saw one today, you would be immediately taken into a mental hospital.

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