Whats funny? Your face.

the moment right after you finish the last harry potter and remember the world wasn't saved and you still have cancer

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting eaten alive by midgets with down syndrome

how do you stop a gang of black people from raping a white woman? throw a basketball

What did the lighthouse say to the tree? Nothing because they are both unatimate objects and cannot speak

What's short, ruthless, and asian? Kim Jong Ill

What's worse than catching aids? - already having aids.

Bill: My vagina is itchy. Tom: You don't have a vagina. It was later found out that bill had a sex change and did have an itchy vagina, due to an STI. He later died of cancer.

How scoops of ice cream does a n*gger get? 0.

What do you call a Muslim man flying a plane? The pilot.

Why did the black guy drink the kool aid? Because there was a glass of kool aid next to him and he was thirsty.

A: Knock Knock B: (No Reply) Nobody is home and the man trying to get in will come back later and try again.

Why did the chicken cross the mobius strip? TO GET TO THE SAME SIDE!!!BAZZINGA!!!

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is dead. Dead people can't drive.

Why did the angry kid press the button? The button said "press here angry kid"

How do you make a Dead Baby Float..... ......With 3 scoops of ice cream and 1 cup of liquid stem cells.

Q: How many different Pokèmon are there? A: Pokèmon aren't real.

How do you starve a Somalian? Too late.

Who looks like a bird and can fly to hogwarts? Dean McKee. his scar is f u c k i n g rotten

what do you call a million black people on the moon? a good start

How do you make a little girl cry twice? You rub your bloody penis on her teddy bear.

There is my brain said the English man stop leaving it in the fridge and let me mug you now get in the car OK!

Q: Whats worse than finding 10 babies in a trash can? A: Finding 1 baby in 10 trash cans!

What is the opposite of pro? Con right? So what's the opposite of progress? Congress

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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