Why does Joel get so many numbers from girls? Because he asks for them nicely.

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why was the blond so easy,because ALL blonds are whores.

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people say i have big feet but you know what the say about people with big feet? :) big socks. sl

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Donald Duck walks into a drug store and asks the lady behind the counter for a bag of condoms. So the lady says, "Sure thing sir, would you like me to put that on your bill"? Donald says," THIT(Shit)NO, I'LL THUFFOCATE! (Suffocate)

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What do a plum and a bunny have in common? They're both purple. Except the bunny.

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Hey babe, do you like water, because I have water.

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Your mama's so stupid, she gave birth to YOU.

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AYE DEAD ON CAOIMHIN

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A black man and a white man were both pulled over for street racing. They both were also found to be drunk driving. Only the black man was arrested. It turns out the black man had just massacred an entire Amish village before going street racing to celebrate.

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How many dyslexic people does it take to ruin Christmas? One, because they murdered you mother on your birthday.

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Have you ever tried grabbing a bottle of 7-up free and walked away with it? Moral: If it says its free, its free ffs!

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why can't hellen keller drive? Because she is visually impared and there for it would not be safe for her to drive

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Q:Did you know Helen Keller had a tree house? A: Neither did she

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why did the man have an axe in his car he kills children with it

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Hitler: A jew walked into a bar... jokes, it was a gas chamber

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don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!

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How many Italians does it take to change a light bulb....... 1

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What is the worst part about eating a vegetable? Eating the wheelchair too.

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What do call a man with no arms or no legs that sits on the couch? Grandpa after his amputations.

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Hey dude ask me if im a tree!? Are you a tree? No?

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Women's rights

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, STDs are contagious. Careful who you screw!

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What did the disrespectful cow say to his parents? Mooo. I hate you both

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A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks what he'd like to drink. The man pulls out his gun, shoots the surprised bartender, and proceeds to execute all the patrons of the bar and finally commit suicide. A post-mortem identification of the man identifies him as a victim of childhood sexual abuse and a diagnosed schizophrenic. There is a nice funeral for all the victims and the media respectfully minimizes exposure of the event.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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