Knock knock whos there? Its me, your doorbell is obviously broken Okay, hold on a sec. Please hurry up, its really cold I cant seem to find my key Its probably on the coffeetable, where you always keep it. No, its not there Check the floor underneith Oh, right, there it is.

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Two monkeys are sittin in a bathtub. The first monkey says to The second, "HEY! pass the soap." The second says to the The first monkey, "DUDE. thats not soap, its a typewriter!!!!"

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Yo mums so fat she went on a diet.

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A stand-up comedian quits his job. He has social anxiety and can't stand the pressure.

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What's the difference between a black guy and a bucket of chicken? A lot.

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What would happen if an unstoppable object hit and unmovable object? I don't know, I was just wondering

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A Mexican, Asian, and a black guy are on a bridge, the Mexican says there is too much rice and throws some off the bridge, the Asian says there are too many burritos and throw some off the bridge, the Black says there are too many candles in his house and throws his car off the bridge. Everyone was happy and left besides the Black because he threw his car off.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have herpes now you do too.

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You wanna hear a joke? Your dick.

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A woman walks into the kitchen to see her husband cooking dinner because gender stereotypes have been dead for years.

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Whats worse than a worm in your apple? -slavery

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Hail Hitler

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Based on every event that ever happened on Earth, where is a terrorist most likely to plant a bomb? Site B. Many more people play CS:GO than attempt to bomb any real-world location. Site A is a close second.

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Patient: "Doctor, I've got a strawberry stuck up my bum." Doctor: "I've got some cream for that."

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I need a sidecart on my motorcycle just for my diick

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Wanna hear a joke? Too bad.

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Whats pink red and silver? A baby chewing on reason blades. Whats pink red silver and smells bad? Same baby two weeks later.

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What's black and white and red all over? Half of a zebra.

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On a scale of 1 to 10, how high are you? Very.

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Think of the worst thing you know of and add dead babies

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven's dad owned a shot gun.

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women's rights

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Granny P-O-R-N!!!!

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What did the little boy get on christmas morning? Cancer.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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