What's red, orange, yellow, green, blue, and purple? The Color Wheel.

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If life hands you melons, you might be dyslexic.

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Q: what do you call a bunch of black people running down a hill? A: mudslide

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Why is 6 afraid of 7.? Well 7 has suffered a tramatic brain injury, and has a tendancy to brutally attack anyone he comes in contact with. The whole situation is unfortunate.

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What did hitler said to the chinese? Thank you for continuing my legacy.

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what did the grandma do after she was pushing up daisies? washed her hands because gardening is a dirty activity

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Why was the boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I am Jack Bauer, Where is the nuke?

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Roses are red Violets go poo My name is Dave How bout u

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What did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas many gift card to stores he liked

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What do you get when you cross a Fish and a Duck? A Dish

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In Soviet Russia, this joke is an anti-joke.

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what do you call a person who rides a bike a lot? BATMAN!!! -s.s

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A teenage girl walks into a bar. She sits down and watches the TV up against the wall. The bartender walks by and says "Hello, do you have I.D." The girl says "No, I'm just here waiting for my ride." The bartender then says "Well I'm sorry to have to tell you this but you gotta be 21 or over to sit in the bar." The girl says "Okay, but is there anywhere I can wait that is safe?" The bartender asks "Why?" and the girl replies "Well, I've been hiding from my ex boyfriend. I just broke up with him an hour ago. He was very controlling and he is still not over me. So now I'm here waiting for my new boyfriend." The bartender says "What you have a new boyfriend already? Maybe that's why your ex was angry." The girl says "yeah, I know, oh look there's my ride. It was nice talking with you, have a good night."

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why shouldn't you hit a black guy on a bike? Cause violence is against the law

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Why is there no Asprin in the rainforest? Because it's financially viable to sell pharmesuticals in the vast, unpopulated rainforest.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face"? The horse does not respond, because it is a horse and lacks any cognitive ability to speak or understand English. Instead, it becomes confused by its surroundings, takes a dump on the floor, and gallops out of the bar knocking a few tables over in the process.

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Q: What's the difference between a child dressing as a ghost for Halloween and a real ghost? A: About a tablespoon of arsenic.

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If you give a hobo a stick he might poke u with it

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What is brown and sticky? Maple Syrup.

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why did the boy cry because i punched him so hard in the face he shit out his teeth for the next three weeks

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What did the over-baring Chinese couple say to their son who got an A- in algebra? How do I know? I don't speak Chinese!

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josh is a skinny headed keppy mong

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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