What did Mel Gibson say to the African-American? I'm sorry

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Pickles are moist.

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Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's a woman.

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Why did the boy do his homework? For fun.

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Jamie Stegman was dead. LOL

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Why didn't Joe want to stand up? Because he had no legs!

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Roses are red, bushes are red, trees are red....i set your garden on fire.

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What is the difference between a black baby and a tractor? A tractor is heavy and a baby is not

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100% of the people who go to school die. What about the people who don't go to school? They die too.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Sally

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What's worse than cancer? Nothing.

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What ever happened to Sally? We don't know she went missing over 5 years ago.

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Why did the boy wear a winter jacket on the hottest day of the year? Because the boy was in antarctica and the hottest day was still below freezing.

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What's red and invisible? No tomatoes.

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What's blue and fluffy? Blue fluff. What's green and fluffy? Green fluff. What's red and fluffy? A kitten that got hit by a truck.

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Why did the pony say neigh? That`s all he can say

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A blonde walks into a bar. She enjoys a refreshing, cold beverage with friends before returning home to sleep ahead of another day of hard work as a scientist.

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What did the homeless kid get for Christmas? Hypothermia.

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what did the jew get for Christmas? cancer. and aids

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Why was the little girl crying? Because she was hanging upside down from an oak tree.

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An early Jewish man walks into a bar where a number of stormtroopers have gathered for drinks and is taken into custody and then transported by railcar to a camp where he and other persecuted minorities are deliberately imprisoned in a relatively small space with inadequate facilities where they await their eventual mass execution.

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Q. What does the pencil and the basketball have in common? A. They both are made from wood, except for the basketball.

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Whats 1+1? window!

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Knock knock! Who's there? Alzheimer's Alzheimer's who? To get to the other side!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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