- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the kid with no arms or legs get for christmas? A bike.

Knock knock. Who's there? You. You who? Fuck you.

Q: Whats the first thing you see when you wake up? A: I don't know.

Your friend is so retarded I am getting a bit worried and his mother should take him to get tested for mental retardation.

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She got shot in the head by her drunk step-dad.

what's worse than finding a truck full of dead babys taking them out with a pitchfork

Knock Knock Who's there? The Gastapo

Why did the man apologize to the other man, after he had hit him with an axe? He didn't. The man was dead.

knock knock Whos there? (the boy who knocked proceeds to run away with laughter)

Why didn't the Ginger love the pretty girl? Her attitude and personality weren't very similar to his so he presumed the relationship wouldn't work out. Uh...........stingray.

I am paralyzed from the neck down.

A man walks into a bar, he realizes his mistake and walks into the dentist next door where he had made an appointment to get his teeth cleaned.

what has a hard shaft and an even harder head? A hammer

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the gay boys house. Knock knock! whose there? The chicken!!

Two Scientologists walk into a bar. For $5,000 you can hear the rest of this joke.

Whats the difference between a black man and a mexican? The skin pigmentation and most likely the size of their penis

Why did Billy start a fire? Because he was cold.

Why did the officer arrest the black man? Because he suspected him of littering. ...and because he was black.

Why did the garbage man cross the road? He was doing his job.

What did the 80 year old man do to celebrate valentines day with his wife? Nothing, Alzheimer's made him forget about Valentines day.....and that he was married. What did his wife do for Valentines day? Killed herself.

Why was Sally sad? She was the only survivor of a plane crash that killed her entire family.

Knock knock! Who's there? ... There was no reply because the person who knocked was the mailman delivering a package, and he had a tight schedule so he couldn't stay around to chat.

3 blondes were walking when they come upon some tracks. The 1 blonde says they're deer tracks. The 2 blonde says they're elk tracks. The 3 blonde says they're moose tracks. While they are all arguing about what type of tracks they are, they get hit by a train.

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