- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why does the boy like ice-cream? It tastes good.

Why did the boy get nothing from Santa on Christmas? His parents died the night before!

A deaf man sits down puts on his headphones presses play on his ipod starts to nod his head and realises what he has just done

Why do we park in driveways and drive in parkways? Good question.

Two muffins are sitting in an oven. The first one says "Boy, it sure is hot in here." The second one says "Holly shit! A talking muffin!" As muffins generally don't talk.

Why are Anti-jokes funny? Coz they are not.

Why did the girl eat a sandwich? because she was thirsty

Knock Knock. Who's there? Guitar. Guitar who? Violin.

roses are red, violets are blue, I have schizophrenia, which is a serious mental disorder in which I have difficulty properly experiencing reality. It should not be confused with multiple personality disorder, which is a completely different disease with different symptoms.

What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? A= Were both lawyers! What happens every sixty seconds in the us? A= a minute passes!

what is long black and smelly the welfare line

What do you get when two black men walk into a bar? A few salesmen celebrating their recent pay raise.

What is the biggest lie in the world? I have read and agree to the Terms of Service.

a kid says, "where are you from?" other kid says "my mom"

Terry's penis oh wait! what penis But I'm not a rapper

What do you call a Knight who farts a lot? Sir Farts-a-lot

How many Jews can you fit in the car? 4 in the seats and 6 million in the ashtray.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A bicycle.

What did little Suzy get for Christmas? Molested

Don't turn around when you're talking to me. Why? You will walk off of that cliff

A car walks into a bar.

What do you do to Jewish people? You Challah at them.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being raped by a Triceratops.

How much is that doggy in the window? It's not for sale....it's waiting to be euthanized.

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