what did the one girl say to the other girl? i like your shoes.

Knock knock.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To suck my dick

Hitler: A jew walked into a bar... jokes, it was a gas chamber

An Irish man sips at a large beer. Oh yeah and your mother's a whore.

Roses are red violets are blue tulips are purple/pink

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Why was the tree sad? Trees cannot think or move, and thus cannot feel emotions.

why am I writing this...im bored

how do you piss off a dyslexic? give him a crossword puzzle

Can apples get viruses? No, they are a fruit, and fruit cannot get viruses.

how do you make a blond girl cry? kill her family

What do you call 10 black people swimming down a current? A happy family

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? It depends on how hard you throw them.

Why did Sally failed gym class Because she couldn't do push ups

The Blonde walked into a wall.

Why wasnt the black man entitled to a social welfare cheque? Because he made quite good money at a nearby hospital, where he worked as a doctor

STFU Stop Tickling Fuzzy Unicorns they really don't like it

Why is 6 afraid of 7? 8, 9, 10

guess what? WHAT? Idk.

Chuck Norris got hit by a train. It was a very bloody and sad incident and he will be missed.

how do you kill a blonde?? put a scratch n sniff on the bottom of a pool

Q: What do you get when you throw a piece of bread in the oven? A: 6 million Jews

Why did tigger look in the toilet? Because he is being treated in a mental institution and eats his own fecal matter.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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