- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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So these two girls have a cup .

Why is the average lifespan of Black men in the U.S. only about 52? Hundreds of years of oppression and a lack of nutritional, liberal, and vocational education have put them in a position where gathering the resources necessary to live a healthy and safe life are greatly is incredibly difficult.

"Doctor, Doctor, Help I feel like a pair of curtains" "I've got some cream for that".

what do call a car full of people on the side of the road? a cool explosion waiting to happen

How do you make a man cry? you torture him

Why did the chicken cross the road? because i was on the other side and we were going to catch a movie

Why did the girl have an abortion? Because she wanted a burger.

What did the little Jew boy get for Christmas? nothing he is a Jew, he doesn't celebrate Christmas.

What was a hard time for people? the great depression

welcome to australia. kangaroo kicks you in the gut and you keel over, whereupon you are stampeded by wild dingoes and eaten by tasmanian devils

Why do jews have large noses? Genetics.

How do you fix a chimpanzee? With a monkey wrench

Why did the man cry? Because his mom died in a terrible car accident.

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What did the barber say to Chewbacca? DAAAAAAYYYYUUUUMMMM!!!

Roses are red, ill give you a wink, two in the pink, and one in the stink.

Q: How do you make a clown stop laughing? A: Hit it in the face with an axe

A fat guy!

European on my shoes, buddy.

What did the boy get from his grandmother on Christmas. Nothing she died on Thanksgiving.

batman has diarrhea

One spooky halloween night, three lonely outcasts walk down a dark street, no longer begging for candy. A cold wind blows through the night air and something rustles in a nearby bush one kid walks over to the bush and picks up his dog "OH THERE YOU ARE, BUDDY!"

Why did the chicken change the projector reel? To get to the other slide.

What do you call a black police officer? The drug dealer's inside man.

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