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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mum is SO fat... She died of a heart attack

A mathematician, a physicist, and an engineer walk into a bar. They order some drinks, sit quietly and stare at their shoes until they've finished their drinks, then go back home and wallow in loneliness, wishing their social skills weren't so abysmal.

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? Pizzas were meant to be put in an oven.

Why did the white man buy a new pair of socks? His old ones has holes.

Iceland is actually green and Greenland is actually icy and Germany started the Holocaust.

What's the difference between a red shirt and a blue shirt? one is red and one is blue

Why did Suzie fall off the swings? Because she didn't have arms or legs. Knock, Knock. Who's there? Not Suzie

What do you call a dead blond in a coset? Last years hide and seek winner.

what's worse than waiting 45 minutes in an amusement park ride? getting your penis chopped off.

There's two muffins in an oven, the first muffin says "Woah, it's really hot in here!". The second muffin says "Oh my God! A talking muffin!"

What do you call a black flying an airplane? A pilot you racist bastard.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Suzie!

Why was Osama Bin Laden so hard to find? His hiding place was difficult to come across.

Q:your jetski loses a wheel. how many pancakes does it take to fix your house? A:blue berry icecream.

A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says, "Get out".

What do you call a mother cow? Moooom

I'm Donald Trump! Wump wump wump! What's good for the goose Is good for the gander I'm Donald Trump!

How long does it take for light to travel a light-year ? A year.

Listen Erron, what`s wrong? I would have told you to go fuck yourself if it where not for the fact that AzureDragon just left for the cafeteria and is nowhere to be seen.

What happens if you punch a girl? An equal rights protest.

What's the difference between a bench and a black guy? A bench can support a family

What did the alchoholic get for his birthday? Nothing. His alchohol abuse split up is family and now he is alone.

What is big, long, hot, and firm? An erection due to the arousal of a woman's sex appeal.

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