yo mama is so old, so old that she was given senior citizen discount at the restaurant.

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Knock Knock Who's there? You have AIDS.

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what's worse than a pile of dead babies? a pile of dead babies with a live one at the bottom eating its way out.

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How do you confuse a blonde? Explain the concept of time travel.

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Knock Knock Who's there? You You Who? Yes? Can I help you madam?

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Why did the black man cry and scream? It's anybody's guess. He was having a rough day.

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What would a man say if you urinated all over his legs? WHAT THE DEUCE?

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why did the guy get pulled over he had a broken tail light

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What's a bench painted red white and blue all over? An American BENCH.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.. A: Knock Knock B: Who's there? A: Not Sally

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how did the snake fly? it couldnt snakescant fly

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Knock Knock Who's there? Eat a d!ck you sh!t fukk! I'm going have to ask you leave now

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A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks what he'd like to drink. The man pulls out his gun, shoots the surprised bartender, and proceeds to execute all the patrons of the bar and finally commit suicide. A post-mortem identification of the man identifies him as a victim of childhood sexual abuse and a diagnosed schizophrenic. There is a nice funeral for all the victims and the media respectfully minimizes exposure of the event.

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What did the penguin say to the fisherman? Nothing, they are different animals, and thus, unable to communicate.

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Knock knock? Who's there? You have cancer.

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I'm Polish.

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How do you drown a blonde? hold her head down until she stops breathing

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What's worse then finding a worm in ur apple? Nothing it sucks and it's a waste of an apple

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Why did the mailman die? Because everybody dies.

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a woman walks into a bar, she was quickly kicked out and escorted back to the kitchen

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Three people are stranded on an island. They didn't want to eat each other because they were friends. They died of starvation.

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Why did the blonde stare at the juice carton? Because a man was pointing a shotgun at her and would kill her if she didn't do it.

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Why did Sarah fall off the swing. I don't know. Why? She had no arms. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sarah.

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Why did Timmy fall down the stairs Because he is blind and I pushed him

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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