Yo momma's so fat, that she got baptised in Sea World.

Hey, what do you call Sarah Palin? A Republican.

What does a blonde say when she wants to order a large pizza ? "Hi, I would like a large pizza, please."

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How do you make someone laugh? Tell them this joke.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I forgot the rest, Don't laugh at me...

Your mamas so stupid, her IQ is lower than the average person of her age group.

A Jew, an Irishman and a Russian walk into the bar and the bartender says, "Get the Hell out."

roses are red violets are blue get out of my face before i kill you

What do you do if you find blood in your poo? Stop stabbing yourself in the arse with a fork on wednesdays...

There was a man posting an anti-joke... He had no life

why is justin bieber so pale? Because he hasn't come out of the closet.

What do you call a person that smells like shite and chases uglier girls than him? .. . . . . . . .. . . . . . Smelly McD the smelly cunt

Anti-Joke is a knock-off.

Then none of us want to be right.

what's funny about cancer. nothing it is a serious life threating disease with no cure.

A lot eh?

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because I hit her with an axe.

Thats malarious! When something is so funny that... malaria

Benjamin Frankin was playing with his Xbox...

This one time, at band camp, I played the trumpet.

you give like i give lomain

"Have you ever seen Stevie Wonder's parents?" "No" "Neither has he"

whats blue and fluffy? blue fluff.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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