Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because he was forced, along with thousands of his poultry counterparts, on a march to meet their imminent death at a mass slaughterhouse. Upon being beheaded and processed, the meaty corpse was delivered to a local grocery store and cooked into a wholesome family dinner.

Hah, I bet a faggot that lost his balls in the war is "above" such things as seduction and all things straight! 25 million US dollars, send them to me within a week, or I will hunt you down by tracking down every single one of your fucking followers (all six of them), and make you wish you where dead. And tell me where you live, send me your sister so I can rape her, send me your boyfriend so I can cut him to pieces, send my your children so I can make sure your genes stop, send my your mothers tits so I can hang them on my wall, and kill your father and post the shit on youtube! Maybe then we are halfway close a settlement.

Ask me if I'm on a horse. Are you on a horse? Um no horses are overrated.

What did the wall say to the other wall? Nothing, cause they are walls.

A woman walked into a bar. She dragged her drunk husband off his stool and left.

whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? finding two worms in your apple

My girlfriend says i cant finish a sentence properly dripping horse cum fetus rape.

Q: What did the Lone Ranger say when he saw his horse coming? A: Here comes my horse.

What is the best thing the French ever invent The two piece

A man walks into a barbershop. He gets a crew cut and leaves.

2 guys walk into a bar the first gys says id like a beer the second guy says me to

Why did the Chicken cross the Road? To get to the other side! (To fully appreciate the subtle nuisances of this joke, you really have to be a chicken.)

a white van was driving really slow and he stopped in front 3 children. "do you want some candy" the old man said. the kids took the candy and the old man drove away happily, knowing he made someones day.

a gay man got shot outside his house even though he was just checking the male get it checking the male

whay did the monkey fall out of the tree? he was dead. why did the cat fall out of the tree? it was stapled to the monkey.

Q: What did zero say to the eight? A: Nice belt

Why did the girl fall of the swings? Because she has no arms.

You are basically asking if I care for you, care for me, and if this could put us both in risk... There is no picking at this stage, why would I use you?

why was the woman in the kitchen? she was being held hostage there by Bob Saget

So a guy walked into the doctors and said, "It hurts when I poke my leg like this." The doctor said, "Well don't poke your leg like that."

whats does a dog cat spider and rat have in common?the dog cat and rat are all mammals.Exept for the rat idiot!!you should have figured THAT out before!!!

What did the homeless man find on the side of the street? A pile of dead babies.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Becuase the farmer has recently gone blind due to old age and he acidently left the gate opened and the chicken happened to walk out

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