- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a cow that's holy? Holy Cow

how many pancakes does it take to build a dog house? none boats don't have wheels.

What’s funnier than cancer? Most things, really.

Why was 9/11 funny? It wasnt; amny people died.

How did the Mexican get into the United States? He applied for a Visa and was granted authorization to live and work in the United States on a permanent basis.

What's long hard and black A drain pipe

"What dosen't kill you makes you stronger" Except losing your arms.

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? I don't eat pizza

why did the family have dinner? they were hungry and it was 6:00

How do you get a single-armed monkey down from a tree? Wave.

When a mommy and a daddy love each other very much... and after being married for 39 years... They get divorced

Why was 6 scared of me? cause i ate 9

Roses are red, violets are blue When I cut you, you bleed

Q. Why did the blonde die drinking milk? A. she was shot in the head by a 22.

why did the chicken cross the road? I never got to ask it got hit by a car.

What do you call Rosa Parks? One bitchy negro. Just kidding she was a visionary for human rights, now you can't dislike this cause you'll be saying that Rosa Parks wasn't a visionary, take that blacks.

Jamie stegman liked doodle alot. Yummy he thought to himself as it entered his mouth.

4 score and 7 years ago was 1965

Why did the woman stop jogging? She got mauled by a bear.

Doctor, Doctor. I think I've broke my arm! I'm going to refer you to the fracture clinic.

Why did little john fall off his bike? Somebody threw microwave oven at him.

Why did the chicken cross the road? There was a worm on the other side. And the more pressing question is why do i watch a chicken in my free time

Why couldn't the boy in the wheelchair sue the man making fun of him? Because he couldn't get up the stairs to court.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead.

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