- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? no... Well, It's really nice. :)

What did helen keller say when she saw a talking horse? nothing. because she didn't see the horse and they also cannot talk.

A man walks into a store. He purchases what he was intending to, walks out, and gets on with his day.

Why did the man get fired from his Job? The boss became his ex girlfriend 2 minutes ago

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the ocean? Dead.

A cricket walks into a bar and the bartender says,"Hey, we have a drink named after you!' and the cricket says,"Oh really? You have a drink named Joe?"

You see that dog over there with no tail? You know what that means, don't you? What? Someone cut it off.

So, my friend David hasn't always been the sharpest tool in the shed. After all, he is a spoon.

What did the scuba diver say to his partner when he got stuck in some seaweed. Something that sort of sounded like glug, or maybe blub, or some other sound you would hear trying to talk underwater.

Why couldn't the blond get into the library? Because the library was closed therefore the door was locked.

What's it called when an abusive alcoholic father iguana has trouble connecting with his wayward teenage drug addict son iguana, while at the same time the mother iguana doesn't come home till late hours and constantly calls her daughter iguana a slut? Reptile Dysfunction.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Neglegence and irresponsibility of a farmer.

Why did the Jew cross the road? After looking both ways many times, repeatedly, to make sure there was absolutely no element of possible danger, he concluded that his best option was the cross the road.

2 boys are going to get candy from the store. What happened? A robbery and they were killed

Knock Knock. Shut up.

so a unicorn walks into a bar... and then i woke up

Why did the duck eat the fish? It needed protein.

What is big, round, hairy, black with a little bit of white and red stripes, large feet, small hands, squinty eyes and a purple beret? Nothing. How ridiculous.

Why couldn't Jimmy wash his hair? He has leukemia and therefore no longer has hair.

Roses are red, and blood is too. But violets are purple. NOT FUCKING BLUE.

The diamond one below is hilarious.

I'd like to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather did. Not screaming in terror like the rest of te people in his car.

What do you call a bird with a broken wing? A bird with a broken wing.

what happens when you throw a green rock into the red sea? -- it gets wet

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