- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the pony say when it lost its voice? Nothing. Ponies are incapable of speech.

Contrary to the popular saying, "An apple a day keeps the doctor away," if you get cancer there's nothing an apple can do...

Your legs are more open than my back door! Which is closed.

Q: what's wrong with this sentence? My dogs is running in the garden A: I don't have a garden

I flipped through the Yellow Pages, made a few calls, and found the Chinese man I was looking for.

Why was the tree sad? Trees cannot think or move, and thus cannot feel emotions.

jack and jill went up the hill to have a little fun. that dumb ass jill forgot the pill and now they have a son

Q. How do you kill 5000 flies? A. Slap a afraican in the face.

Why did the faggot cross the road? Because he was a faggot.

What kind of bee's make milk? Booobies!

Q:What does a wheel a triangle and a circle all have in common A:There all round, I lied about the triangle.

One day, I was talking to a lamp on the phone, when I realized I had called the wrong lamp.

Please ignore this statement.

What's black, white & red all over? A cow in a slaughter house.

How do you make a clown cry? Hit him with a chair then rape his children

Why Didn't The Teenager Bring His Report Card Home to His Parents? Because He Was Murdered By Thugs Walking Home From School.

What's worse than a tree getting cut down? This joke.

What did Heinrich Himmler say to the chicken? I'll take that liver thanks.

Why did they chicken cross the road? It didn't. A van ran it over when it was halfway across.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic And so am I

Q:Why did sarah fall off the swing? A:She had no arms. 1:Knock knock 2:who's there? 1:not sarah

Q: What did the bulbasaur say to the charmanderr?? A: bulbasaurrr

How do you stop a lumberjack? You thrust a javelin through his lungs

roses are red violets are blue my name is kate boyd im gay

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