- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the man wipe his bum with a sweat-shirt? Because they were all out of toilet paper

why did Susie cry? she got pecked in the face by a goose

Whats the difference between a rabbit an a eagle? They both fly except for the rabbit

Q. Why did the fence break? A. Too many mexicans were climbing it.

How do get a cat to like you? Give it lots of love and attention

Why didn't the kid get a bike for Christmas? Because his parents died and Santa's not real

What's worse than finding an apple in your worm? Lebron traveled

How do you make a plumber cry? I'm sorry but our princess is in another castle.

What do you call a feminist that believes that all women have just as many rights as men? Stupid.

A circus clown climbs to the top of a five-storey ladder and dives into a foot-deep pool of water below. His neck is broken on impact. RIP Chuckles.

Fathers Day at Tyrone's house.

Where was susie after the explosion? Everywhere

Knock knock. Who's there? The IRS, please get out of the way.

So a plane flies into a world trade centre... That's not funny

How many dyslexic people does it take to ruin Christmas? One, because they murdered you mother on your birthday.

What makes George Michael gay? The fact he engages in sexual intercourse with other men.

How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? Two. One to change the bulb, one to suck my dick!

NO! I'm putting it in my front room, you sick bastard!

Life gives you lemons you make lemonade. What do you do when life gives you melons... youre skrewed.

Q. Which one do you hate more? Jews, Mexicans, or Asians. A. I hate all of them, but jews are annoying when they resist getting stuffed in the oven.

What did little John get for his birthday? No sort of disease or illness of any kind because he was in perfect health. He also got an Xbox.

What did michael say to sam? (pedo face) YEH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse, incapable of understanding the human languages, promptly shits on the floor and leaves...

What do you call a Mexican with a rubber toe? Rober-to. What do you call a black guy with a big toe? Tobe Bryant

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