your so vein that doctors find you really helpful when giving you injections

I am tying up hostages. - Ethan R. 2015

What does the redhead miss most at a party? Her father. He was in a car accident when she was young.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being black

What do you get when you cross a hamster with a zebra? A genetic abomination that you should put out of it's misery.

A: How can you tell a tree is an aspen? B: 'Cause of the way it is.

Roses are red,Violets are blue, Who the hell are you,Get the hell away

Why dose my mom have a penis? She is a man

What did one liar say to the other liar? I'm very honest.

why did kim kardashian get divorced? because she was unhappy with her marrige. and because shes a slut

how big is a black mans penis? idk ask his wife

Why was the black man pulled over? Racism still lingers in today's society.

Roses are red Violets are blue I need to go to the bathroom.

Women's rights

nick and a mexican were in a falling plane.. nick ate the mexican... that is all..

If you were on an island with one wish what would you wish for? To get off the island

Q: Wgat do you call a black man's dead bodie? A: A corpse.

This episode featuring an all new nonspeaking character, who never goes on screen.

An anti-Semite, a Jew and an American walked into the bar. The barman said: "Hi, Sara".

What's the difference between a gay and a homo?...........WTF I DON'T KNOW!?!?!?!?

So there's this white guy with a huge dick.

your sister has 1 boob thats funny

AARgh my name is AWsaing the nawant of the where of amzai Giant rabbit bunny

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