Wanna hear a dirty joke? The pig rolled in the mud!

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do u like chicken ? ....no good...cuz its for black people.

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how do you get an A in a class? idk never got on.

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Do not use your phone, I repeat DO NOT USE YOUR PHONE, at this point we do not know enough, as for this kid, he is about two minutes from getting his ass locked in a nice prison, I told them he does not know anything, and I will make sure he does not squeal, you should be good, even if I got to take care of him.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It had a heart attack. Why did the baby fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the monkey

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Life is like a bridge. You get walked on all your life until you fall apart.

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Person 1: what is 2 + 2? Person 2: 4 Person 1: no Person 2: what is it than? Person 1: vagina

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baby on board sign?? target aquired.............

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What do you call a dog without a bone? Floppy.

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Boys go to college to get more knowledge, girls go to Jupiter... Actually I lied, girls go to the kitchen

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Whats worse than one dead guy? 2 dead guys

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How did Chris die? Bush-fire

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Laughter and joy... You are really sweet you know.. Excuuuse me princess! But Like Mickey Mouse never changed... From a Potato peeler to some fuckup private detective in a trenchcoat. So tell me, what character did Walt Disney draw before Mickey Mouse?

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What happens when you turn the TV on? You watch it.

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If a hen lays an egg in the middle of a roof, which way would it fall? To the east, as there was a brisk wind in that direction.

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A Jew, a Catholic, and an Aeithiest walk into a bar. The bartender look at them and says "Is this some kind of a joke?".

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Why did the girl have an abortion? Because she wanted a burger.

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what did the hammer do on the test -he nailed it.

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Q: why was the man punched in the face? A: I did like him.

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What do you call a lord of the rings poster with nothing on it? A piece of paper

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what did the left foot say to the right foot? Nothing, feet don't talk

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A girl is talking with her boyfriend - God, you're selfish!!! - No, i sell meat.

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An itsy bitsy spider went up the water spout Down came my dick, and forced the spider out

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What is black, white, and red all over? something that just so happens to be seen by the color blind.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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