- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Ask me if I'm a carrot Are you a carrot? No

Where would it be hard to find handicapped parking? At the paralympics.

what's white, sits around all day, and sucks on tits? a baby.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being brutally murdered as you are watching your guts spilling out of your body

Why did Charlie eat a baked potato? Because he was hungry.

How did the black man start his car? He turned on the emission and lightly leaned his foot on either the accelerator or reverse pedal, depending on the position of the car.

Why was the man white? Because he wasn't black.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't, he was hit by a car. I lied about him crossing the road.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the gays house! knock knock who's there? The chicken!

How do you fit an elephant inside your car? I don't understand why this task would even need to be performed. I have never arrived anywhere in my car and thought "Sure could use an elephant right about now..."

An Englishman, a Scotsman and a Welshman are all in the Great Britain Olympic squad,

What's black and runs fast? Newsflash: Most of you are racist.

A man walks into a vagina. The man, expecting a holiday inn, is very confused, and later gets mauled by five bears, who mistook his scent for a fish.

What's the difference between your dog and your mother? Your dog doesn't think you're a disgrace to the family

When would you find a Mexican, Asian, Black and white guy hanging out? Never

"Hey have you seen Stevie wonders car. Neither has he.

What did the 12 year old boy get for Christmas? Herpes

A man walks into a bar. and buys a drink.

What's worse than 9/11? FaZe Banks' upload times

Yo mama so old, she used to babysit Dumbledore

A man died. What was his name? Phil. His name was Phil.

What happened when the child missed his school bus home? He had to take the long 6 mile walk back home and did not return until dinner time.

Why did the boy fall off his bike? He was mauled by a bear!

Why did the man jump off the bridge. Because he found his beloved wife cheating on him with his life-long friend that he meet when they both where in pre-school.

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