- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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People really hate it when sentenses don't end the way elephants wear hats

some weirdo nerd was just convicted of a hit and run Just kidding. All he did was suffocate your dad with a whoopee cusion.

What did the boy say after he fell out of the tree? Nothing, he died.

What do you get when you cross a sheep with a lion? A dead sheep.

Q: What did Bobby get for his first birthday ? A: Adoption papers

What's funnier than 1 dead baby? Anything

What's worse then three frogs playing leap frog? Nothing that would be awesome

wat do u say to a guy with a 3.5 cm choad wats hot tater tot

Why did Harriet Tubman have to take the underground railroad? Because she was a fugly slut.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She has no arms.

Anti jokes are stupid Anti jokes are dumb I'm a pedophile, You better run.

What is worse than a bee sting? 2 bee stings. What's worse than 2 bee stings? Being eaten by a giant octopus. What's worse than being eaten by a giant octopus? 3 Bee Stings!

women are like puzzles because prior to 1920 neither had the right to vote, puzzles still don't.

What did the deaf guy get for Christmas? An iTunes gift card

How do you make a clown sad? Brutally murder his children.

Why did the woman put super glue on her sun glasses? Because she stepped on them and they broke.

a morman walks into a bar, he buys a 7up.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

Wanna hear a joke? Women's Basketball

Chuck Norris isn't afraid of the dark. Because he's a grown man, and most grown men aren't afraid of the dark.

Why cant Helen Keller drive a bus? Cuz she's dead!

Two People go To Africa They have a lovely time they come home then go to Miami Florida after Florida they decide to go to germany sadly there was a plane crash and the two men fell into a pit of acid.

Whats long hard and full of semen? A dick.

Where did little Timmy go when the bomb dropped? Everywhere.

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